Physics

• “If you want to go to the semi-formal with him, dude just go over and ask him.” Mr. Cousineau
• “I’m so used to being able to fail.” Maeghan
• “Is lambda the peace sign without the circle?” Craig

Statistics

• “Let’s make believe we know what we’re doing.” Mr. Holland
• “If this turns you on... at some point the calculator is going to laugh at you.” Mr. Holland
• “It’s hard to give somebody a placebo apple.” Mr. Holland
• “I bet you a dollar you’ll do this wrong.” Mr. Holland
• “Pretend that you just woke up. It’ll be easy.” Mr. Holland
• “Will you please be silent for a minute or six.” Mr. Holland
• “Be silent and poosh some buttons!” Mr. Holland
• “Oh I like that - it’s a cute question. Who invented it? Oh, me!” Mr. Holland
• “I was going to say something terribly brilliant. What was it?” Mr. Holland
• “If that is not in blood on your cheat sheet it ought to be.” Mr. Holland
• “Let’s take a nap. No, let’s not. We have too much to do.” Mr. Holland
• “Wouldn’t that be nice if you had a little built-in nap time every day?” Mr. Holland
• “Is it okay if we start now? Say no.” Mr. Holland
• “Is that your new bed or what?” Mr. Holland
• “Depends on how hard I push Mrs. Carter. I can push pretty hard when I want to.” Mr. Holland

Calculus

• “I killed three today by jabbing. I can’t help it, I get excited and then I go boom!” Mr. Holland
• “If you have a question whack me on the way by.” Mr. Holland
• “I’m not going to stop teaching Calculus just because there’s water outside.” Mr. Holland
• “Where did I learn that? I don’t know, my mommy taught me when I was two.” Mr. Holland
• “You can wish me a happy birthday any old day.” Mr. Holland
• “Do not do part A under penalty of death.” Mr. Holland
• “Nobody likes your opinion anyways.” Mr. Holland
• “My head hurts.” Mr. Holland
• “It is a clever prefix, for someone who knows a smidgen of English, that means a half.” Mr. Holland
• “How the heck I am supposed to know who Barney is?” Mr. Holland
• “Ooh Moby Dick. I thought people read Moby Dick in about the 3rd grade.” Mr. Holland
• “If you can’t factor that thing you need serious help!” Mr. Holland
• “Any senior who claims they are over-worked is joking.” Mr. Holland

English

• “Oops I just turned into Paris Hilton.” Mr. Anthony
• “I hate kids...except on toast. Then they’re excellenté.” Mr. Anthony
• “Getting Doc to talk about alcohol... there’s something he knows a lot about.” Mr. Anthony
• “There are a lot [of drugs] in the faculty room.” Mr. Anthony
• “Katherine, the world needs people to walk along the road and pick up trash. And they can’t all be prisoners.” Mr. Anthony
• “Have you ever seen chickens having sex?” Mr. Anthony
• “They’re like those things you punch and they come back up.” Sofia
  • “Oh you mean 6th graders!” Mr. Anthony
• “We’re confusing Katherine because we’re talking about silverware.” Mr. Anthony
• “When I go, I hope the whole universe explodes.” Mr. Anthony
• “Eat so much that you get sick. Eat so much that you look like Mrs. Mingott.” Mr. Anthony
• “I couldn’t get a job in a garbage truck. So I figured, where else can I find trash?” Mr. Anthony
• “When you reach a certain age like Doc you don’t have birthdays any more. You just cut him open and count the rings.” Mr. Anthony
• “That’s what a guy not wearing a shirt should look like.” Mr. Anthony
• “Hi mom I’m throwing up drunk. Hi mom I’m streaking across campus. It’s something all the freshmen have to do.” Mr. Anthony
• “The two of them don’t even add up to Brad Pitt’s arm.” Mr. Anthony
• “I purposely hold back knowledge because you hurt my feelings.” Mr. Anthony
• “We’re against parties because sometimes the word communist gets put in front of it.” Mr. Anthony
• “[Moby Dick] is like the Voldemort of whales.” Kaitlyn
  • “Never say that name aloud.” Mr. Anthony
• “I’m interested in Hamlet the way Doc’s interested in himself.” Mr. Anthony
• “You’re going to be in a zoo for the mentally insane.” Sofia
• “You can see it from the moon – the stuff in my car.” Mr. Anthony

Greek

• “Derryfield’s Next Top Model... UN!” Brandon
• “Never have so many girls paid so much attention to Matt.” Alex
• “Matt you are like the 40 year-old virgin waiting to happen.” Brandon
• “I’m not sure you can make it through this entire trimester of Greek without getting punched in the face.” Doc (to Alex)
• “What is a ginger?” Doc
• “That’s not nearly as clever as 7 ate 9.” Matthew
• “It’s just like this, but not quite.” Doc
• “Do you mistake me for a teacher who cares?” Doc
• “You are little Doc clones. I’m very proud of you guys. You care about little picky things that no one else in the world cares about.” Doc
• “Half of these verbs have lost their marbles. I totally sympathize with them. Thanks to you guys, mostly.” Doc
• “T-Pain? Is that you?” Doc (to Firas)
  • “Who’s T-Pain?” Matthew
  • “ I’m on a boat Matt.” Brandon

Latin

• “Two students Doc? You’re getting more and more popular each year.” Madame
• “[Ms. Steele] used to confuse me for Mr. Quinn. I mean I’ve put on a few pounds but come ON!” Doc
• “Mr. Holland. Do you know him? I’m his granddad.” Doc
• “My nephews are like nine and they’re starting preschool.” Doc
• “Nobody’s beaten my record for t-ball strike-outs. It’s still there on a plaque.” Doc
• “I almost would have married Mr. Curley.” Doc
• “I am deeply disappointed that you got it right Erin.” Doc
• “That’s a cute waffle.” Caroline
• “One of the great things about Classics is that there’s a lot of snobbishness to it.” Doc

Nordic

• “It’s about the only thing I can go to jail for. Besides my habits.” Mr. Moerlein
• “Mr. Moerlein we should write a story about you fighting a polar bear.” Firas
  • “Well you know, that’s how my children came about.” Mr. Moerlein
• “Greek basketball is like the only other game besides Never Have I Ever that I can win.” Matthew
• “I’ve known Erin since the beginning of time. Me and Erin and God, we go way back.” Mr. Moerlein

Miscellaneous

• “God is like any man: he likes to see two women together.” Caroline
• “What is 6 over 100?” Jake
  • “Your GPA.” Craig
• “I’m just glad he has friends.” Sarah Porat
  • “These aren’t friends. These people are paid.” Matthew
• “You guys are so boring that I can’t even leave my seat. My whole lower body goes to sleep.” Mr. Anthony
• “I’m better than Mr. Quinn. But so is this table.” Mr. Anthony
• “I know when you look at me you think Sistine Chapel.” Mr. Anthony