- “What is that?” me
- “That’s a jug of Koolaid with alcohol in it.” Auntie
- “I’m looking at my hair in the moonlight! Even though there’s no moonlight in here...” Molly
- “Maybe if I have a second life, I’ll be a dog. But this is my first life.” Molly
- “It’s a good thing I’m the woman; otherwise I’d be giving you the finger.” Mom
- “I’ll have breakfast, I’ll wait a few minutes, then I’ll have lunch.” Molly
- “The junk goes in the drawers!” Mom
- “Ali’s dad is a hypnotist.” me
- “He should hypnotize his wife.” Mom
- “Did you know that Girl’s JV soccer is coached by bald men?” Mom
- “I’m not dead yet!” Molly
- “If you were a cannibal, and you were going to eat me, you would have to leave my mouth so I could talk.” Molly
- “How about I don’t go to college and get a really nice car? It’s true! I’d rather have a really nice car. No, that’s not true.” Molly
- “Tomorrow I’m going to be 500 pounds.” me
- “I’m already 500 pounds.” Molly
- “Erin doesn’t look the same in these pictures as she does now.” Grandma
- “If you did you’d look like a butter ball.” Papa
- "I wonder what Doc’s doing right now.” Molly (on a weekend)
- "So since today was your birthday I wore your clothes in honor of you." Molly
- "I fart in your GENERAL DIRECTION. towards chicago." Molly
- "This is Fred." me
- "Oh I was hoping for a tall dark handsome man." Aunt Margaret
- "If I get hungry soon I can just lick my face." Molly
- "We were going to go skiing today at Okemo but it wasn't cold enough for us." Mom
- "We're all 21 now." Mom
- "We're all 54 inches now." Dad
aug 23 2010 ∞
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