First Year

• "I met someone and I didn't like his face so I killed him." Helma Dik
• "This is more like 'Houston we have a problem.'" Helma Dik
• "When you meet Hermes you will recognize him." Helma Dik
• "I certainly entertain tangents on kittens." Lauren Silvers
• "And when A is less than zero, we just give up." David Diamondstone
• "You guys have extra liquor? What the fuck is wrong with this team? You need to learn how to party better." JJ
• "Stasis: Charlie Sheen = Nietzsche. Destabilization: Rebecca's face." Rebecca
• "Las Vegas seems to have its own narrative logic." Lauren Silvers
• "I should get a gold medal. I'm going to take one of those trophies and run around with it. Fuck all of y'all, I win!" Marjie
• "If you get hypothermia you won't be able to come to practice." JJ
  • "Well you will, you just won't like it." Marjie
• "You all seem to think I just sprung forth from my mother's forehead rowing." Marjie
• "You would forget your head on the plane if it weren't screwed on." Kathy
• "Babies only happen when you don't wrap what you love." Marjie
• "It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway." Kathy
• "I'm excited to see this." Sasha
  • That movie's for like 6 year-olds." EmChen
• "What if I named my first child Erin?" Elora

Second Year

• "At least when I live with you I'll never have to hear crickets because I'll always just hear you." Kathy
• "Let's plank in the middle of the road." Kathy
• "Why don't you wrap it up and slip it in secretly?" Sasha
• "I don't drink, so if I'm ever acting like I have no sense, it's because I nave no sense." Kathy
• "Do you know who this girl is? This girl - my mother -- !!" EmLo
• "I feel like a banana." Alison
• "It's a new definition of chicken. It's like a malnourished chicken." Kathy
• "I got Rosemary to touch my legs! I got her to touch them more than once." Kathy
• "I just spent 10 minutes in the bathroom trying to steal the toilet paper because I don't want to buy my own." Kathy
• "Adam Smith was a that-kid." novice Ariel
• "Why did I eat so much? Because no one was there to keep me in check." Emily Lo
• " I haven't strapped a boat since first year." Ariel
• "That will be our marriage agreement: 'I owe you one for erging with me, so yes.'" Kathy
• "Aren't you glad you're friends with me? I'm fucking craaazy." Emily Lo
• "That's like saying, 'I finished my dissertation and you didn't.'" Justin Steinberg
• "I grew up on TV so I have the attention span of like 20 minutes." Justin Steinberg
• "If you agree with this then maybe I can get you to buy some swamp land in Florida." Justin Steinberg
• "I'm going to have a mid-life crisis." me
  • "You might not even make it to the middle of your life." Kathy
• "Every time I talk to you I'm reminded why you go to this school." Chelsea