#. some are debatable half-words while others simply don’t follow the rules of the english language. at all

(an ongoing list)

• pseudopoem (n.) — a barely cohesive arrangement of assorted words that are aesthetically pleasing, either to the eye or to the ear, and justifying it by labeling it as poetry; a word vomit of sorts
• homoelectrostatic (adj.) — of or relating to electrostatic attraction to the same gender (this is not meant to make sense)
• biasically (adv.) — in a simple yet biased way; used before a biased tangent
• pentasensory (adj.) — of or relating to all five senses accessible to humans: touch, taste, sight, sound, taste
• scrabble effect (n.) — the experience when 90% of your vocabulary dissipates into thin air while playing a word game where having a large vocabulary is necessary & advantageous; see also: wordle effect
• keyword soup (n.) — in advertisement & online media: an amalgamation of commonly-searched words and tags, often stuffed together into a rambling paragraph, to boost chances of exposure & up clickthrough rate. see also: god can these baking sites with their “easy no-bake no-oven no-gelatin no-heat-work EASIEST BEST RECIPE” just get on with the ingredients