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and then they went on to say that the pearly gates had some eloquent graffiti, like "we'll meet again", and "fuck the man", and "tell my mother not to worry"

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  • sometimes i am hornier than your average jailbird
  • i used to skip church/youth group to disappear into my boyfriend's bedroom. i am just like fiona a la eurotrip.
  • some of my fondest memories of my last boyfriend involve making out in my car. he broke up with me partially because we were getting "too physical". i pretended to agree...
  • i dance like a ho. no joke. it's fantastic.
  • i am not exactly modest. if you've got it, flaunt it.
  • i have made out with a complete stranger without even knowing his name. have danced with countless just like that.
  • i have no qualms about making out with girls because it always makes for a good story.
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