because my parents did this to me all the time

• the princess bride
• the dark crystal
• all of the harry potters
• lord of the rings trilogy
• monty python and the holy grail
• the three original indiana jones movies
• the three original star wars movies
• shaun of the dead
• iron man, because not everything is educational
• sabrina
• the wizard of oz
• various animated films, including but not limited to
  • the lion king
  • the little mermaid
  • snow white and the seven dwarves
  • mulan
  • the incredibles
  • up
  • the toy story series
  • beauty and the beast
  • finding nemo
  • monsters, inc
  • wall-e
  • the fox and the hound
  • the brave little toaster
  • aladdin
  • hercules
  • robin hood
  • the emporer's new groove
  • the princess and the frog
• muppet treasure island
• muppet christmas carol
• a christmas story, every christmas
• all of the classic christmas movies
• young frankenstein
• a history of the world, part 1
• ever after
• enchanted
• pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl
• the sound of music
• bill and ted's excellent adventure
• airplane
• ferris bueller's day off
• animal house
• ten things i hate about you
• everything is illuminated
• the hangover
• dazed and confused
• mean girls
• chocolat
• juno
• slumdog millionare
• inglourious basterds
• the neverending story
• a knight's tale