fuck yeah

• Have your sitter drive everyone around until you find a hitchhiker or transient. Offer him a ride. During the drive start saying whatever comes to mind in the loudest voice possible while faking muscle spasms.
• Go to a greasy spoon and order red snapper and lemon meringue pie. Attempt to start a conversation with the cook or waitress about the economy, politics, or chaos theory.
• Watch two movies at the same time, or play one movie with no sound and play any kind of soundtrack in place of audio.
• Speak only with a kazoo.
• Go to a supermarket and try to find the shiniest apple on display. Hold the apple high in the air and exclaim it's shininess to everyone in the store. Place the apple back on the display and leave.
• Buy coconuts, grapefruit, and tequila at a supermarket. Place one of the coconuts on the hood of the sitter's car and smash it with a hammer.
• Walk around a neighborhood and offer free cups of milk to anyone that opens their door.
• 30 minutes of wandering anywhere within the area you are playing the game.
• Yell nonsense in the direction of a driver at a stoplight until someone starts yelling back at you.
• Speak only in 3rd person for 20 minutes.