• taoism - shit happens
  • hinduism - this shit happened before
  • buddhism - when shit happens is it really shit?
  • 7th day adventist - shit happens on saturday
  • Protestantism - shit wont happen if i work hard
  • Catholicism - if shit happens, i deserve it
  • Jehovah's witness - Knock. Knock. "Shit Happens"
  • Judaism - why does shit always happen to me?
  • Atheism - No shit
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