- when my skirt got caught in my panty hose in 6th grade and i walked down the hall between classes with my underwear showing
- when i fell down in the lobby of my work place as i was getting off the elevator
- the night i was drunk and had food poison and threw up all over the musician and best friend
- when i had spinach stuck in my teeth and my mother pointed it out for the whole table to see
- when i got both my heels stuck in a sidewalk grate in paris and went ass over tea kettle for all the chic world to see
- drunk dialing
- starting my period in the duke's bed
- hanging up on walter's aunt even though i knew she had caller id
- having to drive the grey ghost
- when i was 6 and had diarrhea in my pants in wal-mart
apr 12 2007 ∞
jan 13 2011 +