• i can drink more than he can
  • he has terrible taste in music
  • he's clean
  • i'm loud, he's not
  • we don't like each other
  • he has a death wish
  • he never wears his seatbelt (see death wish)
  • children throw things at him
  • he's particular
  • he preheats
  • he follows directions
  • we met 10 years too late
  • he refuses to use the microwave to heat things up
oct 31 2006 ∞
apr 10 2007 +