- My Brother:
- "Subterranean. Haha...ah, my life is too ironic."
- "In order for two to be entertained one must be sacrificed."
- "Wanna help a brotha out? And I can actually say that cuz I'm your brother."
- "I'm right handed and left footed."
- From Babysitting:
- "I'm scared...of something scary."
- *Puts alligator in cart* "And I'm gonna buy that..."
- "Clean up, clean up, clean up, clean up, etc."
- "I...have...*lifts shirt up* ENERGY!!!"
- Awkward Experiences:
- "Dude. My hand was all over your back the whole time. It was awesome."
mar 10 2011 ∞
apr 6 2014 +