- My Brother:
- "Subterranean. Haha...ah, my life is too ironic."
- "In order for two to be entertained one must be sacrificed."
- "Wanna help a brotha out? And I can actually say that cuz I'm your brother."
- "I'm right handed and left footed."
- From Babysitting:
- "I'm scared...of something scary."
- *Puts alligator in cart* "And I'm gonna buy that..."
- "Clean up, clean up, clean up, clean up, etc."
- "I...have...*lifts shirt up* ENERGY!!!"
- Awkward Experiences:
- "Dude. My hand was all over your back the whole time. It was awesome."
- "It's a Chinese goat!" -> "What? No! It's a lemur! How'd you get from a Chinese goat to a lemur??"
- "Do you live in an apartment? Or like...a hotel?"
- Friends :)
- "You read them in the dark? Unless you're Helen Keller."
- "Now I'm gonna do it subconsciously on purpose."
- "I before E except for weird...Except after C!"
- "I always always always never give them gifts!"
- "And then I dreamed about waterfalls...and napkins."
- "Why does everyone keep saying that?? Oh. That's my name." --K
- "I wanna eat that! It looks like a tooth!"
- "This is the best skittle I've ever eaten! And I've only had 12,000."
- "His girlfriend's name is Molly Rose not Mona Lisa!"
- "Didn't you hear that saying, 'if it doesn't come off of your finger you don't get your wish? I had to blow it off really hard!....oh..."
- "How slow do you have to be to get that? As slow as me.....I'm not stupid!"
- "I'm not racist! Kat Von-D is Mexican, and she's my idol!"
- "Don't pretend you're not joking.........?"
- "Are you the one that smells like mangoes?"
- "Yes!....I like Sprite." --I
- "I can't do that! It makes me feel like a vampire!" --?
mar 10 2011 ∞
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