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my old listography. still use this thing. if you're here, uh... well, why are you here? how/why did you go searching for this? eh. well be prepared for the shit that i dont tell a single soul.

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bio last updated: oct 2024

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Dan
  • the need to fucking. BARK
  • constantly biting things/putting things in my mouth i shouldnt
  • tongue out ALL the time
  • praise kills me
  • involuntary wiggles when i'm happy/eat good food
  • loyal???
  • loves getting pats
  • good listener, not good follow through on commands
  • collar (though that doesn't really count for much NFBFN)
  • INCREDIBLY impulsive at the strangest times
  • startled by yelling
  • always craving meat, but will eat anything. such low standards for what is considered "edible"
  • tilts my head at things i'm confused by
  • cannot sit on furniture correctly (if at all)
  • owns a shit ton of bandannas
  • drinks from the tap DIRECTLY. always have
  • LOVES water/swimming
  • when people extend their hand out i will rest my chin in it. if they just leave their hand near my face without paying attention, however, i will almost Certainly bite it
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