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vent central!!
if you're not hal, or a roommate from montserrat (by the way- how and why did you find this???? hello????) please leave. i'm scared as shit of you seeing this and it terrifies me to think that you'll know what's up haha

i'll post things here that I'm too wary to tell other people!

bio last updated: early 2022, during the pandemic

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Dan
  • the need to fucking. BARK
  • constantly biting things/putting things in my mouth i shouldnt
  • tongue out ALL the time
  • praise kills me
  • involuntary wiggles when i'm happy/eat good food
  • loyal???
  • loves getting pats
  • good listener, not good follow through on commands
  • collar (though that doesn't really count for much NFBFN)
  • INCREDIBLY impulsive at the strangest times
  • startled by yelling
  • always craving meat, but will eat anything. such low standards for what is considered "edible"
  • tilts my head at things i'm confused by
  • cannot sit on furniture correctly (if at all)
  • owns a shit ton of bandannas
  • drinks from the tap DIRECTLY. always have
  • LOVES water/swimming
  • when people extend their hand out i will rest my chin in it. if they just leave their hand near my face without paying attention, however, i will almost Certainly bite it
mar 19 2022 ∞
apr 3 2022 +