- gift wraps
- tin foil harmonica
- "you smell tomatoe like an englishman"
- manguise
- gattling shower
- nairbows, hairbows
- ratio, patio
- gourmet milk palate
- hoping a celebrity gets cancer
- time vampire
- battalions of italians
- meme madlibs
- skyarhea
- slaptop
- "like a cake in the bake"
- styrofoam as popcorn plastic
- ironic interrobang
- flock of seagulls song about the middle east
- duct tape with lip moisturizers
- migrating butterflies as illegal immigrants
- darwin's pokemon
- retarded zombies (only people retarded enough get their brains eaten by zombies; no pol. offense here)
- bloviate the maudlin mpdg without wax
- semantic satiation, cognitive dissonance
- [type of civilian] get shot in the [body part] then continues to [everyday action]
- string cheese theory
- extrapolating mail theory from cuil theory
- steve gerbils
- censor bar bikini
- phosphenomenon
- guitarzan
- glampires
- whipgloss
- beach goths
- the druid drew it
- hijacking greta garbo's legs
- like a skirt (short enough to be interesting, long enough to cover up)
- thinspiration
- poets and bank robbers
- humanatees
- shopportunity
- fadge mahal
- bra straps become back nipples
- platform cleats
- flour-escent
- memory parfum
- youthinasia
- angel lust
- vivid blurs
- 'obstretic violence'
- sue-age
- nordic leprechauns
- bad lighthouse pranks
- snake limbo
- afro ken
- bananas are the mafia of fruit
- sleep hygiene
jan 21 2009 ∞
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