I'll just preface this list by saying that I tried to make the following activities as uneconomic as possible. And while completion will not require large sums of money,these activities may be demanding of time (travel), mental acuity, emotional endurance, and personal investment.

• become a tsa officer, profile him (racially of course), and strip search him. then stuff bags of coke up his ass. eventually, settle in kuala lampur.
• reach operating thetan level 8 and infiltrate the freewinds cruise with him. then stage a masked orgy with tom cruise in lrh's 'office'
• blindfold him and handcuff him to freewinds. tell him that I will give him a blowjob but instead exploit the blowhole on the decapitated head of a smooth-skinned dolphin. force him to cum into it's head cavity and then make soup out of it.
• travel to death valley and look at salt flats. listen to the air doll soundtrack while gazing up at orion's penis. wake him up super early to climb dunes and fetch me liquids. later we can cuddle in a tiny crevasse, snack on prickly pears, become too obese to get out, and end up as dinner for rabid ibex.
• offer him a glass of milk then tickle the bottom of his foot while he tries to drink it. then inform him that he was actually drinking breastmilk. explicate that this is a proven method for increasing one's lung capacity and that I discovered it in an ancient text I was translating which had been written using the cyrillic alphabet.
• work hard to be a sm trainee, debut, sign all of rahat's records because he would naturally be my biggest fan, fade from the spotlight, marry a cantonese heir, unexpectedly have racy pictures of myself released on the internet, have a shameful divorce, receive letters of encouragement from my most loyal fan, start a new life with him, organize a comeback tour.
• go to prom with him.