• "rory you stand alone in a league of beings i cannot surpass"
  • "NO rory can't be trusted"
  • "next thing you know Rory grows to like 8 feet tall and demands human sacrifices"
  • "I can't believe Rory pushed Chris into oncoming traffic"
  • "rory really has no fear they will destroy adelle for doing anything she was singing some country song one time and they just said shut up you country bitch"
  • "me: 'chris is a hack'? who's spittin that hot truth-oh it's rory"
  • "*rory voice* believe it or not, hozier gets pegged."
  • "well excuse me for apparently being the only one that doesn't know our child is an eldritch monster from the beyond"
  • "RORY IS YELLINGG AT ADELLE FOR BEING IMPATIENT AND THEY JUST LIKE. MADE THIS INHUMAN SHRIEK WHEN THEY TRIED TO SAY YOULL FUCKING FIND OU"
  • "rory: youll fucking FIND OUT*VOICE RAISES LIKE FIVE OCTAVES*"
  • "i gave my players magic weapons and one of them makes humanoids bald and rory has been slapping everythinf and seeing if it'll become bald"
  • "petition to tuck rory and chris into bed so that i can live in peace"
  • "Rory is the true nasty crime boy"
  • "wwhatd i do rory why is she being mean to me :("
  • "Rory always enters my dms for the right reasons"
  • "put down rory initiative"
  • "rory why did you have to subject me to looking at that with my own two eyes"
  • "rory you contemptuous witch"
  • "rory you're so fucked up"
  • "Rory is the Entire government. it's just them"
  • "Rory fix the economy"
  • "me and rory are roleplaying me being assaulted by wendigo!rory in the somnium channel"
  • "rory makes me cry with their writing. im still mourning. I'm still fucking mourning."
  • "i love rory"
  • "i appreciate rory"
  • "I TREASURE RORY"
  • "Yeah, rory is. Fucked up. it's not like, a super bad thing, it's just rory is really good at giving people things they love and then trampling on it, setting it on fire, sending it on a rocket, having the rocket explode IN space in slow motion while space oddity is playing, and then letting those fragments come back to earth, making something from the remains, and then capping the non-existent kneecaps of said construct, and kicking it into a ravine within an empty black abyss"
jun 29 2017 ∞
jul 12 2021 +