If I were a month, I’d be February

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday morning

If I were a time of day, I’d be 11:11am/pm

If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a catfish

If I were a direction, I’d be North

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bed

If I were a liquid, I’d be Tea

If I were a gemstone, I’d be Onyx

If I were a tree, I’d be a Cherry Blossom

If I were a tool, I’d be a Hammer

If I were a flower, I’d be a Rose

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Rainy Day

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Guitar

If I were a color, I’d be Midnight Blue

If I were an emotion, I’d be Optimistic

If I were a fruit, I’d be a Lemon

If I were a sound, I’d be a Heart beat

If I were an element, I’d be Water

If I were a car, I’d be a Volkswagen

If I were a food, I’d be a Cheesecake

If I were a place, I’d be Wonderland

If I were a material, I’d be Lace

If I were a taste, I’d Bitter

If I were a scent, I’d be Lavender

If I were an object, I’d be a Mirror

If I were a body part, I’d be collarbones

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smirk

If I were a song, I’d be How to Say Goodbye

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Combat Boots