look, you wanna play golf or you wanna fuck around? — leona lansing / the newsroom

is it possible the greater glory belongs to me? — rebecca halliday / the newsroom

what are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head? you take the gun, or you pull out a bigger one. or, you call their bluff. or, you do any one of a hundred and forty six other things. — harvey spectre / suits /

i'm going to run the both of you off the road, into a wall. i'm going to kill you. — amy santiago / brooklyn nine nine / 3x19

i was fucking straight forward with you, now you're going to get machete'd to death — james may / the grand tour / bolivia special

i'm going to get shot. it'll probably be an air pistol to the buttocks. it won't be a machine gun... well, it might be - jeremy clarkson / the grand tour

we're on a frozen lake. if you melt it, it's just a lake. - richard hammond / the grand tour / a scandi flick

separate the chicken, like moses - jon yao / eater / bdsm chicken

but here's the thing my hot little chilli babies, all three of those theories are hot stinky cat dookie - chidi anagonye / the good place

[...]or a place for transient youth looking to turn god's grass into sweet clouds... - ryan bergara / the waverly hills sanotorium / ghost files

I’m in your kitchens. Both of your kitchens. I’m cooking steaks–steaks, ribs, chicken stir fry, pancakes…” — p.k. subban / nhl all star game

congrats lil buddy that's the worse anyone's ever done it — user goldhornsonblackwool / cat drinking milk (fail)

when life give you lemons, you make lemonade, and when life gives you horns, you gotta double up - jacob wysocki, dropout battle royal ep 1