• knows his history
  • has an accent
  • it reminds me of an old british man with a mouth full of marshmallows
  • drew me a map of europe complete with capitals on the back of his hotel receipt
  • has a 17 year old son
  • lives in copenhagen
  • thanks to his map drawing skills, i could tell you where that is
  • has been staying at the hotel where my mom works for 2 or 3 months
  • is missing a finger
  • laughs at my mom's corny jokes
  • laughs at my corny jokes
  • he's a worthy guy
  • is 41 years old
  • kind of likes mtv
  • loves children's movies!
  • shrek
  • ice age
  • wooooo
  • is a great fisherman
  • drinks his coffee 'just coffee'
  • which means black
  • is going to elope with my mom in kentucky
  • totally kidding
  • was 'half an' half' married
  • whatever that means
  • is eating cool ranch doritos and drinking water
  • has no idea that i'm writing about him
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