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  • MC being short
    • right when he thought that you couldn’t be more perfect
    • he loves your height a loooooot
    • uses it as an excuse to hoist you up to get whatever you need
    • zen will sometimes tease you and ask for a kiss in return for whatever he got for you
    • he loves to sneak behind you and wrap his arms around your waist, using your shoulder as a rest
    • it’s just so amazing to him he utterly adores your height like a religion
  • MC swearing
    • what
    • but
    • princesses don’t swear!!!!
    • (well THIS PRINCESS DOES BUDDY [or prince or royal or whatever term of endearment u prefer])
    • You will wear your crown of profanity and rule over your trash kingdom in peace okay
    • Honestly Zen thinks it’s pretty sexy
    • Like every part of you is cute!!!
    • But when you swear it’s like
    • He’s imagining you as a biker chick or something. SO TOUGH. SO COOL.
    • Sometimes he tickles you and you swear at him and he’s just so delighted
    • he can never take it seriously though
    • unless you’re really mad at him
    • then he takes it really seriously.
    • He swears with you sometimes when you’re watching exciting things on TV. (like sports. and emotional dramas. and high-tension cooking shows.)
  • MC is sleep deprived
    • Zen keeps telling you to sleep, and you keep insisting lmao no sleep is for the weak also you have no right to chide me on anything, pretty-boy.
    • he tries everything to get you to go to bed. he’ll try to lure you with his shimmering muscles. he’ll try to sing you lullabies to make you sleepy enough that you’ll desperately fling yourself under the covers.
    • he even attempts bringing you some ‘relaxation tea’ he bought off the internet, but none of it works.
    • you are an insomnia ridden goblin who has never known rest.
    • eventually he just starts picking you up and dropping you in bed when he’s had enough of your shit.
  • MC not wanting children
    • He was a little sad at first
    • But when you both sat down and talked about it, and he heard you explain your reasoning, he understood completely!
      • “Babe…I didn’t even think about all of that…I feel bad for assuming this was something you wanted. I love you so much, and if this is how you feel then I respect it completely!”
    • The more time passed the more he was actually okay with it
    • All of his late rehearsals and traveling to sets for work…
    • He would never be able to do all of that with a kid!
    • And it was hard being in the public eye
    • Would he have been okay with people taking pictures of his child?
    • After thinking about all of this, he was happy with life the way it was, and was glad you talked to him about your feelings
      • “It’s good we aren’t having kids, MC. Our children would be too beautiful for this world to handle”
  • MC getting a tattoo
    • He loves tattoos!
    • Really wishes he could get one, himself
    • But he has to keep his body free of them for acting purposes
    • Thinks you look really hot with them
    • If he ever gets big enough in his industry to where he doesn’t have to care about not having tattoos, he would love to get matching ones
    • If you’re wearing something that shows them off he is taking selfies with you the whole time
    • Would be crazy flattered if you got his name somewhere on you
  • MC with OCD
    • He’s mostly at work so he doesn’t spend much time at home
    • Plus side, he doesn’t have much stuff at home
    • Minus side, he doesn’t really want to clean them
    • So when MC moves in, major cleaning time
    • MC threw most of his old clothes and Zen cried at everything that went inside the box
    • “You’re not going to wear them anyway. You said they were lame and last year.”
    • Afterwards, Zen would be more self-conscious of his ‘greed’
    • No, you don’t need every dakimakura of your role.
  • MC having freckles
    • he’s such a sap
    • he finds constellations on the freckles??
    • which includes MC laying on his lap and staying there for a long time
    • which is good for both of them
    • since he gets to see MC laying on his lap
    • and MC gets to see his smiling face from his lap
apr 6 2017 ∞
mar 18 2018 +