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I stuck the creator's toe in dog poop. I mean Lisa. I don't mean God. But that's on my to do list. Stick God's toe in dog poop.

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  • Crocodile Hunter w/ stingray
  • Cavity Sam, the guy from Operation (the game)
  • Greatest American Hero
  • Jesus Christ
  • construction guy from Krazy Glue commercial with board stuck to hardhat
  • Verizon Wireless guy
  • Bert
  • Cowardly Lion (with Dorothy, Tin Man, & Scarecrow, Witch, and Glinda)
  • Geisha/mime (same night)
  • Cribbage board with my inappropriately placed Winning Peg sticking out
  • Where's Waldo (recommended for single guys: girls will grab and "find" you!)
  • Dalmation, with cone on head so I couldn't lick the giant stitches on my crotch.
apr 11 2006 ∞
may 25 2011 +