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I stuck the creator's toe in dog poop. I mean Lisa. I don't mean God. But that's on my to do list. Stick God's toe in dog poop.

glen90803 follows:
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shannon books (Read Harder 2016 Challenge)
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  • 10. Unpredictaboo!
  • 9. Flushed
  • 8. Entertainment Brothers
  • 7. 9 Nipples
  • 6. Drachenfutter
  • 5. Bee in the Car!
  • 4. Good Hurt
  • 3. Kitten Breath
  • 2. Best of the Beatles
  • 1. Chocolate Donut Teeth

---As of 11/09 I finally have a band!---

dec 20 2007 ∞
feb 15 2010 +
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  • I've tried out for four game shows, appeared on two games shows, and won one ($19,401)
  • Horses inexplicably dislike me.
  • My band name count to actual band count ratio is about 340:0
  • I wear my watch on my dominant hand.
  • I have never had a cold sore and have only bruised once.
  • Dreams with water are inevitably nightmares.
  • I have never tried pomegranites, prunes, brussel sprouts, or boogers.
  • If I drink a 12 ounce glass of whole milk straight, my butt will shout "Hooray!" by the time I get to the seventh ounce.
  • I bruised only once and it was yellow.
  • My feet face outward after being forced to wear a leg brace to correct them from going inward.
  • Despite being intellectualish, I did not ...
may 31 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
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  • Crocodile Hunter w/ stingray
  • Cavity Sam, the guy from Operation (the game)
  • Greatest American Hero
  • Jesus Christ
  • construction guy from Krazy Glue commercial with board stuck to hardhat
  • Verizon Wireless guy
  • Bert
  • Cowardly Lion (with Dorothy, Tin Man, & Scarecrow, Witch, and Glinda)
  • Geisha/mime (same night)
  • Cribbage board with my inappropriately placed Winning Peg sticking out
  • Where's Waldo (recommended for single guys: girls will grab and "find" you!)
  • Dalmation, with cone on head so I couldn't lick the giant stitches on my crotch.
apr 11 2006 ∞
may 25 2011 +
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  • Charlie Chaplin testing the automated employee feeder (Modern Times)
  • Tim Conway's mishap with novacaine (They Went That a Way and That a Way)
  • Easy Lube food show parody (Groove Tube)
  • John Ritter after his electroshock therapy (Skin Deep)
  • The fire engine/finale (It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World)
  • John Candy and Steve Martin driving between two big rigs sequence (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)
  • David Spade/Farley car radio/hood sequence (Tommy Boy)
  • Jerry Lewis restaurant quadruple doubletake (Errand Boy)
  • Albert Brooks at Past Lives Pavilion (Defending Your Life)
  • Cosmo being dragged through hotel by ghosts (Topper)
may 6 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
  • Rachel Weisz
  • Christina Ricci
  • Lucy Liu
  • Kathleen Hanna
  • Juliette Lewis
apr 12 2006 ∞
apr 25 2006 +
  • Creep (Radiohead)
  • It Aint Over Til Its Over (Lenny Kravitz) ...to hint at afterlife
  • Vacation (Go Gos) ...see ya suckers!
  • Let Me Go (Heaven 17) ...for the crybabies
  • Don't You Forget About Me (Simple Minds) ...because I want people to associate me the hot rudeness and excessively large nostrils of Judd Nelson
  • Hot in Herre (Nelly) ...if I am in a coffin
  • Theme to "Six Feet Under"
  • Macarena (Mexican dudes) ...bonus if I can be wired up to join the masses for a verse or two
  • He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother (Beautiful South) ...for my siblings
  • The End (Beatles) ...but then play Her Majesty as people leave </I>
apr 12 2006 ∞
dec 19 2007 +
  • The very bottom of a soft serve cone, near soggy, that explodes in your mouth
  • Garlic toast sopped in the spaghetti sauce remains.
  • Toast sopped up with egg yolk remains.
apr 11 2006 ∞
apr 11 2006 +
  • Bertram (Flo)
  • Blackie (ours)
  • Buffy (Mom)
  • Fish (mine)
  • Foo Foo (Mom)
  • George (neighbor)
  • Gus (Moore)
  • Homminy (mine)
  • Kitty (McDonalds)
  • KK (Flo) - RIP
  • Kobe (Delhaye) - bhole
  • Littles (Vickie)
  • MIckey (Delhaye)
  • Morrissey (Flo)
  • Muffin (Neighbor)
  • Nigel (Flo)
  • Omelette (Flo)
  • Ophelia (Laura)
  • Other Kitty (Vickie)
  • Peaches (Duffy)
  • Precious (Flo)
mar 9 2008 ∞
mar 9 2008 +
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  • ABBA: Dancing Queen (1975)
  • Aerosmith: What it Takes (1990)
  • Armstrong, Louis: What a Wonderful World (1968)
  • Adam Ant: Wonderful (1995)
  • Aguilera, Christina: Beautiful (2002)
  • B52s: Dry County (1989)
  • B52s: Strobe Light (1980)
  • Badfinger: No Matter What^ (1970)
  • Beastie Boys: Sabotage (1997)
  • Beatles: Something^ (1969)
  • Beatles: You Won't See Me^ (1965)
  • Beautiful South: I'm Your Number 1 Fan (1992)
  • Big Audio Dynamite: Funny Names (1988)
  • Blow Monkeys: Digging Your Scene (1986)
  • Brady Bunch Kids: Sunshine Day (1973)
  • Breeders: Cannonball (1993)
  • Cake: I Will Survive (1996)
  • Cake: Never There (1998)
  • Cheap Trick: I Want You to Want Me (1979...
dec 7 2007 ∞
dec 20 2007 +
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  • Lisa Ingram, for talking during "Lost"
  • Lisa, for whispering during "Lost"
  • Lisa, for breathing during "Lost"
  • Lisa, for predicting what was going to happen in "Lost"
  • Lisa, for not silencing her phone during "Lost"
  • Adam, for not silencing his girlfriend during "Lost"
  • Adam, for not keeping his pimp hand strong, (the one I coat with hair products when we shake hands)
  • Lisa, for knowingly nodding when Jin says something in Korean.
  • Lisa, for not getting lost on the way to watching "Lost"
  • and, oh yeah, Lisa for talking during "Lost"
may 4 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
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  • Do Reptiles Have Penises and Vaginas?
  • I Don't Pull it Out For a While
  • Lovemakers Released
  • Richard Comes
  • Getting Milk When You Need It
  • Smell My Armpit
  • Hole in the Wall Noodle Place
  • Wore Translucent Rubber
  • In My Dad's Bed
  • I No Longer Have My Gall Bladder
may 8 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
  • Olivia Newton-John (Grease)
  • Priscella Presley (Those Amazing Animals)
  • Marie Osmond (Donny & Marie Show)
  • Urleen Mandrell (Mandrell Sisters Show)
  • Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)
  • Maureen McCormick (Brady Bunch)
  • Lisa Hartman (Tabitha)
  • Suzanne Somers (Three's Company)
  • Sarah Purcell (Real People)
  • Andy Gibb (Solid Gold)
apr 11 2006 ∞
dec 4 2007 +
  • If I knew it was going to be this kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
  • Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.
  • My obsession fascination is in your imagination.
  • Words are very unnecessary.
  • Rita Heyworth gave good face.
  • Children are innocent, teenagers fucked up in the head, adults are even more fucked up, and elderly are like children.
  • I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana.
  • Now guess who's back in the MF house with a big fat D for your MF mouth?
  • Bomb the helium bar tonight.
  • This should cheer you up for sure. See I've got your old ID and you're dressed up like the Cure.
apr 13 2006 ∞
apr 13 2006 +
  • a) CASHIER, Market House; b) Village Haus; c) RIDE OP, Rocket Jets at Disneyland (R.O.P.)
  • OUTDOOR VENDOR (balloons, popcorn, churro, ice cream, etc) at Disneyland
  • CASHIER, Boston Stores in Rossmoor
  • RECREATION LEADER, City of Westminster Parks and Recreation
  • SECURITY for Vans (3 weekends)
  • a) POOL MONITOR for Cypress Village Homeowners Assoc.; b) POOL LIFEGUARD for Crown Valley Aquatics
  • FILE CLERK, DRIVER, WAREHOUSE, ORDER PULLER, SHIPPING, RECEIVING for Continental Air Tool in Cerritos
  • UNTITLED POSITION for Serra Mfg in Rancho Dominguez (one week)
  • RECEIVING CLERK for Jones Repair in Long Beach
  • PRODUCT ADVISOR (MARKETING) for Chrysler/Plymouth (various LA/OC malls/venues)
apr 12 2006 ∞
mar 13 2009 +
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  • Adam & the Ants: Greatest Hits (1999)
  • B52s: Cosmic Thing (1989)
  • Baldwin Brothers: Cooking with Lasers (2002)
  • Beach Boys: Endless Summer (1974)
  • Beastie Boys: Check Your Head (1992)
  • Beastie Boys: Ill Communication (1994)
  • Beastie Boys: In Sound From Way Out (1996)
  • Beatles: Abbey Road (1969)
  • Beatles: Let it Be (1970)
  • Beatles: Rubber Soul (1965)
  • Beatles: 1967-1970 (Blue Album) (1973)
  • Beautiful South: 0898 (90s)
  • Beck: Guero (2005)
  • Beck: Midnite Vultures (1999)
  • Beck: Odelay (1996)
  • Beck: Sea Change (2002)
  • Ben Folds Five: Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner (1999)
  • Boingo: Alive (1988)
dec 8 2007 ∞
jan 19 2008 +
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  • Willie Aames, Paula Abdul, Eddie Albert,
  • John Avila**, Lyle Alzado, Harry Anderson, Pam Anderson,Fred Armeson**,
  • Wil Arnett, Rosanne Arquette, John Astin**, Sean Astin, Scott Baio,
  • Lucille Ball, Robin Bartlett, Billy Barty, Drew Barrymore, Jason Bateman,
  • Justine Bateman, Beck, Bill Bellamy*, Jack Black, Lewis Black,
  • Jon Bon Jovi, Patrick Bristow, Gary Burghoff, Dick Butkis, Candace Cameron*,
  • Linda Cardinelli**, Belinda Carlisle, Carrot Top*, Nell Carter, Jemaine Clement**,
  • George Clooney**, Jack Coleman, Keith Coogan*, Rob Corddry, Maddie Corman*, Adam Corolla**,
  • Dan Cortese*, David Cross, Cameron Diaz, Andy Dick, Rachel Dratch,
  • Dr. Drew, Anthony Edwards**, Nicole Eggart, Carmen Electra, Danny Elfman**,
apr 13 2006 ∞
may 25 2011 +
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  • Airplane,
  • Amelie,
  • Better Off Dead,
  • Birdman,
  • Black Sheep,
  • Blazing Saddles,
  • Boogie Nights,
  • Breakfast Club,
  • Cable Guy,
  • Caddyshack*,
  • Cape Fear,
  • City of the Lost Children,
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind*,
  • Coming to America,
  • Contact,
  • Deadpool,
  • Defending Your Life,
  • Deliverence,
  • Diggstown,
  • Dirty Rotten Scoundrels,
  • E.T.,
apr 11 2006 ∞
nov 28 2017 +
  • Four feet over my dad's head as he drove the RV
  • Raging Waters
  • Ferris Wheel, Ontario Mills
  • Ice machine, Long Beach Hyatt, 11th floor
  • Various bathrooms and parking lots.
  • Plane (not in bathroom).
  • Vacuum (self).
  • Mike Ivankay's mouth. While he slept.
may 5 2006 ∞
may 5 2006 +
  • view sunset (North Pole)
  • view Northern Lights (North America)
  • Tomatina Festival (Bunol, Spain)
  • sightseeing (Italy)
  • I'll never tell (Thailand)
apr 12 2006 ∞
apr 12 2006 +