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  • I've tried out for four game shows, appeared on two games shows, and won one ($19,401)
  • Horses inexplicably dislike me.
  • My band name count to actual band count ratio is about 340:0
  • I wear my watch on my dominant hand.
  • I have never had a cold sore and have only bruised once.
  • Dreams with water are inevitably nightmares.
  • I have never tried pomegranites, prunes, brussel sprouts, or boogers.
  • If I drink a 12 ounce glass of whole milk straight, my butt will shout "Hooray!" by the time I get to the seventh ounce.
  • I bruised only once and it was yellow.
  • My feet face outward after being forced to wear a leg brace to correct them from going inward.
  • Despite being intellectualish, I did not read a single assigned book in high school English.
  • Quincy Jones is my godfather. Not really.
  • I went to a Maxi Priest concert with the ex-wife of the black guy from Thompson Twins.
  • I have kept a daily journal since 1985, but it's more of a "went here, did that" and not a "dear diary, davy jones is dreamy". I have included such trivial things like every movie I have seen to every amusement park ride I have ridden.
  • I gave Carrot Top an unironic, unsarcastic standing ovation.
  • I tear off my fingernails and have only little finger nubs, which I prefer.
  • I am related to Johnny Appleseed (John E. Chapman)
  • Beck and I peed next to each other at the Knitting Factory. I am still waiting for him to write a song about it. Pee change, perhaps?
  • The anagram of my full name spells "Glen Wins and Better" and "Glen Wanders Bitten"
  • I have killer impersonations of "Fred Mertz", Todd Oldham, and "Geri Warner" (from "Facts of Life")
  • I can flawlessly sing a number of songs every other word (most notably "Express Yourself")
  • After buying the 5 pack of buttons of individual Duran Duran members at a concert for a friend, I met Dennis Miller. After a brief conversation, I handed one of the buttons to him Dennis Miller, just in anticipation of answering my friend Laura who would inevitably ask, "Where's the hell's my Andy Taylor?"
  • My first 4 girlfriends from 1987-1992 had last name starting with M.
  • My 5 girlfriends from 1992-2006 were Asian (half-Indonesian, Vietnamese, half-Chinese, Filipina, Korean), yet my first car accident wasn't until 2007.
  • I've served popcorn to Candace Cameron and Vicki from the Bangles while working at Disneyland.
  • I lost 55 lbs on Fen Phen. I gained 55 lbs on Taco Bell and TV.
  • Nobody can beat me in Indy 500 tag on Atari 2600. Nobody. Not the game designer, not Michael Schumacher, not God.
  • With few exceptions, if it's on the menu, I will always order an omelette or burrito.
  • My video game initial bragging rights are NEZ.
  • We ate at McDonald's so often when I was little that I thought Grimmus was my dad.
may 31 2006 ∞
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