- aliens attacked the high school
- a bug destroyed my plumbing
- spiders stole my blankie (age 5)
- got friend preggo
- went to africa, beat up airport security
- brother lost my lucky umbrella in a canyon
- a gangster lived in my kitchen. my grandma knifed him.
- biked to molly's house, then to philly
- NONE OF THESE WERE INDUCED BY DRUGS
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