• If I were a month, I would be September.
  • If I were a day of the week, I would be whatever day I have the least amount of obligations.
  • If I were a time of the day, I would be 3 am.
  • If I were a planet, I would be Earth? It's a nice place.
  • If I were a sea animal, I would be a shark.
  • If I were a direction, I would be neverwhere.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a vase.
  • If I were a sin, I would be Lust.
  • If I were a historical figure, I would be the person in The Scream.
  • If I were a liquid, I would be Mercury.
  • If I were a stone, I would be hard.
  • If I were a tree, I would be a pine tree.
  • If I were a bird, I would be free.
  • If I were a tool, I would be a nail.
  • If I were a flower, I would be a daisy.
  • If I were a kind of weather, I would be an ocean storm.
  • If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.
  • If I were an animal, I would be a bird.
  • If I were a color, I would be the kind of blue the sea looks like before a storm.
  • If I were a vegetable, I would be a carrot.
  • If I were a sound, I would be that of raindrops falling on rooftops.
  • If I were an element, I would be Air.
  • If I were a car, I would be one that actually works.
  • If I were a movie, I would be The Titanic.
  • If I were a song, I would be Blackbird by the Beatles.
  • If I were a book, I would be a really awesome book.
  • If I were food, I would be something with chicken soup.
  • If I were a place, I would be home.
  • If I were a material, I would be ridiculously soft.
  • If I were a taste, I would be savory.
  • If I were a scent, I would be the smell of the grass after the rain.
  • If I were a religion, I would be one that praises God.
  • If I were a word, I would be Pretentious.
  • If I were a body part, I would be a hand.
  • If I were a subject in school, I would be recess.
  • If I were a cartoon character, I would be Eeyore, but he's too pessimistic. And sad, too sad. Poor Eeyore.
  • If I were a number, I would be negative thirteen.
  • If I were with you, I would be happy.
jul 16 2012 ∞
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