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  • “I BET HE WALKS AROUND IN HIS HOME WITH A WIG PRETENDING TO BE IKER”
    • about Victor Valdes
  • "He runs like a female dinosaur"
    • about Ricardo Carvalho
  • "Iker Casillas is Spain's number one goalkeeper because he's got hair"
  • "Do I look like I-ker?"
  • "Like I used to think he was a pretty nice guy & player but just watching the Clasicos I want to rip his soul patch off his face & feed it to Piqué or something."
    • about David Villa
  • "I like his eyebrows. They are nice eyebrows."
    • about Xavi
  • "I am just easily excited. Thank God I'm not a boy."
apr 4 2011 ∞
nov 23 2011 +