- Old people with super sassy attitudes 
- Most rap songs 
- Songs that one may jam out to 
- Cats 
- Bears (specifically Sun Bears) 
- Ducks 
- Bunnies 
- When someone sees a bunny and yells "It's A BUNNY" 
- Pop songs from the late 90s and early 00s 
- Ice cream 
- Free ice cream 
- Talking about global issues with friends 
- The guy at Taco Bell who has three tiger tattoos 
- The part of the song "Big Girls you are beautiful" where he says "get yourself to the butterfly lounge" 
- tYp1n lyK d1z c4wz iz 5up3R k3wt 
- Saying sexy like "sessy" 
- The song 99 problems 
- "Ya Dig?" 
- disliking things 
- Funk music 
- Bad horror movies 
- saying "The bitches please" 
- Using powerpoints in interventions. 
- The fact that Mike is almost always in need of 3-4 packs of dental floss 
- Satires of Glenn Beck's logic 
- When it is 45-70 degrees out 
         aug 10 2010 ∞
 aug 27 2010 +