hopefully at some point to be organized in descending order of abjectivity, conditional on his cooperation.

• chocolate and all of its iterations
• pork
• cherries
• jelly beans
• cheese, unless it's in things
• peppers
• ham
• pineapple
• apples
• vinaigrette
• pasta and sauce
• cantaloupe/honeydew melon
• milk
• coffee
• peanut butter
• pbnj sandwiches
• tootsie pops
• caramel
• olives
• coconut
• ravioli
• pears
• peaches
• yogurt
• plums
• carrots
• imitation crab meat
• fluff
• s'mores
• graham crackers