hi there❗ my name is foster, but you can call me bug if you want to cause it's cute. i'm just a butterscotch scented honeybug farmer with a face full of freckles and a heart full of honey. furthermore, i am the embodiment of moss and dirt and if i had to describe myself using only three words, they would be whimsical, curious, and clumsy❗

some of my favorite things are collecting things in tiny jars (buttons, watch parts, ect), foraging for mushrooms, baking bread, watching honey harvesting videos, cloud watching, and grandpa activities (napping, watching old western cowboy shows, eating peanut butter straight from the jar, wearing tacky oversized sweaters that make me look like a forest keeping grandpa with 17 stray cats, and getting sleepy after one glass of chocolate milk).

all i want in life is to live on a farm or a quaint cottage tucked away in the forest where i can hold my husband lovingly in my strong farmer arms. if you need anything, please don’t be shy! all i talk about is loving men and soup and running away into the forest to live with the woodland creatures.

extra: mizrahi jew, cat dad, i'm a noisy and jumpy autistic and go nonverbal a lot, my sexuality is pressed up against a cute boy soapy in the shower, i like the color yellow and stimming with people❗