hi there❗ my name is foster, but you can call me bug if you want to cause it's cute. i'm just a butterscotch scented honeybug farmer with a face full of freckles and a heart full of honey. furthermore, i am the embodiment of moss and dirt and if i had to describe myself using only three words, they would be whimsical, curious, and clumsy❗

some of my favorite things are collecting things in tiny jars (buttons, watch parts, ect), foraging for mushrooms, baking bread, watching honey harvesting videos, cloud watching, and grandpa activities (napping, watching old western cowboy shows, eating peanut butter straight from the jar, wearing tacky oversized sweaters that make me look like a forest keeping grandpa with 17 stray cats, and getting sleepy after one glass of chocolate milk).

all i want in life is to live on a farm or a quaint cottage tucked away in the fo...

my triggers are your basic trauma survivor triggers. i have a lot of ones that can't be avoided but please avoid talking about these things around me unless i say it's ok:

• sex
  • this includes joking about sex or kinks such as the daddy kink (even if you're against it, it's still triggering to talk about)
• hard drugs
• alcoholism (alcoholic parents specifically)
• uncles