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  • Josef Stalin: Shamelessly, I find Stalin to be pretty freaking attractive. His sheer evilness and enigmatic personality and views of life are all so damn twisted but that face, oh my god. He had one thing going for him and that was his looks. I hate the person he was but his looks sure are golden.
  • Gustave Courbet: Courbet was a french painter of realism and scenes of middle class and manual labor. He was one of few men who can certainly pull off the longer hair. He kind of reminds me of Johnny Depp. He has the 'stache, goatee, and hair. That hair. I can't. He could so be his long, lost brother.
  • Heinrich Heine: Heine was a poet. He's more classy looking. Well, from pictures and portraits painted of him, he dressed very gentlemanly. His style was pretty lovely and impeccable. Not to mention, he's handsome.
  • Hermann Rorscach: Rorscach was a psychiatrist and psychoanalyst. He is well-known for developing a projective test called the Rorscach inkblot test. We briefly talked about him in my Psychology class. I never saw a picture of him, until a few minutes ago when trying to search for historical men for this. He certainly is dapper. He could be the great grandfather of Brad Pitt. The resemblance is uncanny.
  • Lewis Payne: Payne was a racist, tried to murder Abraham Lincoln, and he had a violent temper. Like Stalin, this guy was very evil and crazy but oh my damn, he's perfect looks-wise. His hair and those eyes are just melt-worthy. Finding men like this attractive kind of makes me feel less of a person but I just can't help but stare in awe of them.
  • Dylan Thomas: Thomas was a Welsh poet and he actually wrote poetry that was not in Welsh. He was a drinker, a young genius, and a radio performer. He had a quirkiness about his looks. Curly hair, and big eyes, and crookedish nose. All of his imperfections, as some would look at it, I find kind of beautiful. Plus, his poetry is pretty amazing, too.
  • Jack Johnson: Johnson was a boxer. He became the first African-American World Champion after following the current champion around the world for two years. He has a nice body and was actually quite admirably cute, man.
  • Phineas Gage: Gage is famous because he was working on the railroad in 1848 when there was a huge explosion and a giant tamping rod shot through the side of his head and stuck out the other end and literally pulverized his frontal lobe, and he survived it. It messed with his stability and walking but he still remained beautiful to me both and after the terrible accident. We also studied this guy briefly in my Psychology class. I have so much respect for this man. He really is incredible.
  • William Zupkoski: Zupkoski was sentenced to 70-140 years at Eastern State for over 40 counts of armed robbery. He was apprehended in 1927 following a shoot out with police in a local hospital. While at Eastern State, Zupkoski stabbed a man to death while in prison. Zupkoski was pretty insane but he certainly was ravishing and his face makes me drool. Those eyes, that hair, and those fucking lips. How?! He makes me feel awful, hahaha.
  • Robert Cornelius: Cornelius was a wizard at photography. He was the photographer who took the first light-picture ever taken, and it was of himself. His hair was pretty fantastic and his face was pretty nice, too. His sense of style seemed pretty wonderful as well.
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