- It sucks to suck. Copyrighted by David and I probably use it more often than he does because it's just great.
- Sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think, "hmmmm, better not." David and I die every time we find a time relevant enough to use this.
- Ain't nobody got time for that! My new favorite line to say. I just relish in joy whenever I get the chance to say this now.
- First world problems. This is a good line to say to piss just about anyone off and it never ceases to make me laugh.
- That's what she said. I can't help my immaturity with this one. I even got my mom into saying it now. And my brother.
- Really? I use this rhetorical question pretty much for anything that ticks me off in the slightest. It's better than cursing all the time.
jun 25 2012 ∞
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