- Any Sweatheart lyric
- "And we made a vow to the holy cow"
- "Baby, lemme see you boom boom clap dat, boom boom clap dat"
- "'Big deal, did you get in her pants?' 'She's not that kind of a girl, booger!' 'Why, does she have a penis?'"
- "Braindead motherfuckers, braindead motherfuckers, braindead motherfuckers, braindead motherfuckers..."
- "Brian Warner has a tasty little ass"
- "But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country"
- "Colin is a pussy, a very pretty pussy! Colin is a pussy, a very pretty pussycat!"
- "Don't tell me you sing, you 'bout to get a deal, you drunk and hot girl / Ba da da da da, that's how the fuck you sound, you drunk and hot girl"
- "Don't trip, I got a giant rocket"
- "Every beauty needs to go out with an idiot"
- Bonus: It's kind of true, too
- "Fuck you up like a Percocet, make you feel good"
- "Girl I promise this will be painless, painless / We'll take a trip to planet Uranus, anus"
- "Go get yourself some toilet paper 'cause your lyrics is butt"
- "Go lower than the grades on your report card"
- "HA HA, OMG, LOL, KIT, SMILEY FACES, X&O'S, LMFAO"
- "I can see you standing there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your HUH!"
- "I don't like girls much, they're kinda silly / Unless of course they wanna play with my willy"
- "I got my condoms in a big ass SACK"
- "I should be suspended from class, I don't know my elbow from my arse"
- "I use foil when I can't find a condom, I use foil, so now I have a son! Fuck!"
- "I wanna be your cat! ...Screw that!"
- "I'm paranoid, and you are downright stupid / I know you'd flick me off, but your finger is too crooked"
- "If I had a dollar for every single yes but you took away one for every no, I'd have about six dollars, which divided by seven? Do your math, ooh, that ain't...shit! scheisse! merde!"
- "It's complicated and stupid, got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid"
- "Motherfucker are you ADHD? ADHD? ADHD? You jump around like you ADHD! ADHD! ADHD! You kiss the steel like you ADHD! ADHD! ADHD! You fuck around like you ADHD! ADHD! ADHD!"
- "My dad is bigger than your dad, he's got 8 cars and a house in Ireland! SING IT!"
- "Oh mummy, what's a Sex Pistol?"
- "Oh my God, I got a Tomahawk!"
- "Prolly get drunk as a skunk and put the keys in the wrong car"
- "Put it all together, that would be a boogie boogie nookie noogie noogie do me do me"
- "She looks like a model, except she's got a little more ass"
- "Spiteful, twisted, unforgiven / Sad and inverted and stunted / Retarded ugly balding old man / Old man"
- The delivery just MAKES this. I can't do it justice here
- "TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS, TAP DAT ASS"
- "You got me goin' stupid, pickin' daffodils"
- "You the fuckin' best, you the fuckin' best"
- Also more about the delivery than anything
- "You're out of this world, except you're not green"
- "Your mother is a ballpoint pen thief!"
dec 23 2008 ∞
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