 
   
  
    - Aaron  (Alias: Big A)
      
        - vast knowledge of a wide array of music 
- conversations bound to be full of humor/sarcasm 
- very tall 
 
- Adam  (Alias: Barone)
      
        - obsessed with "The Office" 
- King of Baronia 
- has best taste in music next to K 
 
- Angel  (Alias: Grace)
      
        - self-proclaimed master of awkward conversation 
- alias is actually her given name 
- articulate, people watcher 
 
- Eric  (Alias: James Bond)
      
        - often wears tux 
- enjoys being critical, will often hate what others love 
- statistical anomalies include: being gay, left handed and colorblind. (all at once) 
 
- Kari (Alias: Crazy)
      
        - band mate, best friend and more
          
            - will inevitably receive more bullets than anyone else because of this. Sorry guys. 
 
- perpetual hostess 
- stature is in no way proportional to personality 
- monopolizes wealth of groups combined musical talent 
- fellow music snob 
- adamant non-supporter of "Rock Band" 
 
- Karl  (Alias: "The Asian One")
      
        - is Asian 
- possesses intimate knowledge of computers 
- good at pretty much everything 
- is first to use cultural background as an advantage/disadvantage, whichever is funnier 
 
- Kellee (Alias: Kel-May)
      
        - laughs often and easily 
- perhaps the sweetest person ever 
- resident group Psychologist 
- should live with K and I and not in GF 
- often target of mine and K's musical snobbery 
 
- Krissy (Alias: Taylor)
      
        - dramatic / theatrical 
- is perhaps key to groups partying 
- most likely to spontaneously adopt an accent 
- categories queen 
- could win awards for storytelling abilities 
 
- Krista (Alias: Kristar)
      
        - most likely to arrive obscenely late 
- (understandably?)attached to cell phone 
- amazing hair 
 
- Amy (Alias: Mamma Twist)
      
        - dancer 
- allowed to tell blatantly racist jokes 
- uncanny ability to detect energies and auras 
 
- Paul (Alias: Paulie Mac)
      
        - group appointed geek/nerd, not ashamed to say so 
- extremely loyal friend 
- also group appointed DD, enjoys "drunk watching" 
- only one of us with an actual mustache 
 
- Ryan (Alias: Trouble)
      
        - lives too far away 
- (regrettably) likes boys 
- superb talent for making bad ideas sound like good ones (particularly those related to vodka & red bull) 
 
- Sam  (Alias: Sammy K.)
      
        - lovely singing voice 
- consistently "wins" games with a perverted base (ie: never have I ever and pervert!) 
- also likes boys 
- Will to my Grace 
 
- Sarah (Alias: Sarah-So-Great)
      
        - so great! 
- classy 
- mother to the coolest 8 year old on the planet 
- makes organic look impossibly cool 
 
- Sky (Alias: Mitch)
      
        - boyfriend to Krissy 
- newest to join group 
- unreasonably shy about his talents, especially those of the musical variety 
- gentlemanly 
 
         feb 8 2009 ∞
 apr 4 2011 +