- anything can be funny, so long as you say it very quickly
- no matter where you get coffee, you will always receive it in the same cup
- furthermore, coffee is never too hot to drink
- you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want and never gain weight
- every conversation ever had will be heavily littered with obscure pop culture references
- if you are a single mother and run an inn, you will have endless amounts of money
- you will spend said money on predominantly useless things
- don't worry, it's totally possible to make your hair, makeup and clothing look amazing, lollygag around for breakfast and still be early for work/school
- you don't have to close the door after you enter a room, it will magically close for you
- All adult Korean people are crazy
- if you live in a small town, there will always be a "town event"
- everyone in the town will attend the town meetings to discuss such things
- all maids have an accent
- when you are pregnant, the only part of your body that grows or changes is your stomach
- fast food is always available to order, no matter the time of day
- it is not okay to choose not to go to college
- dorm rooms are spacious, luxurious and quiet
- regardless of your age, your pajamas will always be ridiculous
- as a college student, you can frequently skip class and almost never fall behind on the curriculum
- if you are single, you are a loser
- as a youngster, you will in no way shape or form resemble yourself as an adult
- you look awesome after giving birth
- if music is not obscure or alternative, it does not exist
- getting drunk or having sex is always closely followed by some kind of mental breakdown
- it is best to hide very important things from very important people in your life
- you can still call someone your best friend even if you hardly ever talk, see each other or have anything in common
feb 17 2009 ∞
apr 4 2011 +