- "I left a recording of my voice under your bed. In it I sing a note high enough to make a mouse brain explode. Use it only once"
- "It's pitch black and there's an ice cream truck out. Its a demon"
- "I always pray that the floor will light up when I listen to this song"
- "Me too...it never happens
- fuck our lives
- "There is an 'e' in looked, you bitch"
- "...you wrote 'lookes' as in 'he lookes" which isn't a word
- "...oh yeah"
- "Patrick thinks that a lesbian wiccan is scaryer"
- "When you start wearing a headscarf, can it have a giant picture of my face on it?"
- "Did the french kindap you?"
- "...no, should they have?"
- "This class kills me"
- "Use your pen. Jugular"
- "Can't do it, need to see harry potter movies before I die"
- "I'll mail them to heaven for ya. or hell. whatever"
- "hahaha, probably hell seeing as I will surely be smitten by God"
- "...god has a crush on you?"
- " Do I want to get the pokerface ringtone?"
- "Where are you?"
- I Don't actually know..."
- "Do you have opium? Or will you at least kill me to make the pain stop? I just wanna sleep, i'd settle for eternal sleep"
- "I have pills"
- "Cyanide?"
- "Tylenol, but close"
- "Note, have no money for ransom, If kidnaped, try buying freedom with sex"
- "Do you like bread?"
- "I got a French loaf! *whack*"
- " Can't think can't think..."
- Someone's trying to break into the island!"
- "I was dead at the time"
- "No such thing as excessive! (that's what she said"
- "I'm on a boat...'s flight deck"
- "I wish you were here to enjoy this craziness with me...no homo. for nostalgia's sake"
- "Turns out I rock at apples to apples"
- "Turns out I can do a front flip. Yeah, you win."
- "Also, I can walk a mile without getting kidnapped! On a role tonight!"
- "Wowie!"
- "Your sarcasm is being ignored, you can't bring me down"
- "No sarcasm! Its amazing that someone as cute as you didn't get stolen. I'd steal you."
- "Haha but you'd just bring me home so it'd defeat the purpose :-P"
- "Yes but against your will"
- "Says who?"
- "Leppo"
- "Don't bring poor leppo into this"
- "Haha well he shares a bed with me on occasion so I say fair game"
- "I landed all safe like and just did that mouth pop thing you do so I miss you"
feb 16 2010 ∞
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