- "All I remember thinking is "I'm going to do it for Islam" - Justin
- "no have one...unless you dont like choking"
- "no, i'm good with that" - me & kelly (refering to having her necklace tighter)
- "so i have many problems with hitler.....as most people do" -kelly, really really really randomly
- "aw motherfucker...now this just got hard again...hehe" - kelly, about some work thing *cough* (get it, cause she's a prostitute...sorry, i mean 'escort')
- "that is a true statement...alas a false one" - Charlie
- "You take evil Sully, and I'll take dirty Sully, and we'll see who has more fun at the end of the night - Kelly to Me
- "Alyazyah, goodnight. Kelly, goodnight. Kerry go read a Bible. Dan, goodnight." - Jason
- "hey guys, do you ever have those days where you just feel fat?" - Jason
- "I'm going to take a long, extended power nap" - Commarrah, meaning she was going to sleep
- "Kelly, when I turn 21 will I die?" - Jason to Kelly
- "This is my plan. This right here." - Raph, pointing to the 'date rape' poster
- "You seem to have dropped this. Let me pick it up with my...FACE!" - Kelly
- "I'm gonna get me a large Mouthed Bass"
- "Speaking of strippers..."
- "Being too happy is a cardinal sin"
- "Is it really?" - Kerry to Jason
- "Wait Jason, are you straight? Are you sure?" - Glenn
- "If I have a low opinion of women, but I don't have a low opinion of men who want to be women, does that make me homophobic?" - Raph
- "I'd rather have an accent than be ugly"
- "I hate pants, they're so constricting." - Mary
- "The funny thing about your mom is that you can also ride her" - Jeremiah
- "You're missing the point of the game if you're going to be all heterosexual about it" - Kaela to Vijay
- "Did I just have a pikagasm?" - Robbie
- "There's no sex like monkey sex."
- "I know that when my wife gets pregnant I'm going to get morning sickness" - Jason
- "You look cute when you're imitating me" - Jason
- "You smell like springtime"
- "Oh! Right in the climax!"
- "You were coming on to me in your sleep!" - Ticey
- Giorg (about Ian Mckellen): "Seriously, what's cooler than a gay, old man?"
- Tice: "A gay, old Chinese man?"
- Giorg: ".....No"
- "If I were a lion, I'd so do Simba" - Ticey
- Neter: "Wow, we're all wearing black!"
- Me: "*looks around confused* but you're the only white guy"
- "Last time I tried to find out I woke up in a ditch holding a bar of soap and toothpaste next to a dead deer the resembled Bambi." - Simon
- Giorg: "It burns"
- Tice: "Like a yeast infection!"
- Fatima: No, I'll be Merry, He's the smart one, you can be Pippin, He's stupid
- Jojo : And what about me?
- Me: Oh, you can be Sam
- Jojo: Sam???!!!
- Me: Yeah, without him everyone would've been dead a LONG time ago. Ooh I know! You can be Gandalf! He's Cool and Gay!
- Jojo: ...What?
- "Ian Mckellen shouldn't be gay. He should live in a castle and have lots of children and a library and wear a cape and be like 'Hi! I'm Ian Mckellen!'" - Fatima
- Oh I know! We can all be Orcs! *cricket*...or not. - Jojo
- Neter: Alright...I'm going to go face the Man now, in this case, My Spanish Teacher
- Me: You're Spanish teacher is a man?!
- Neter: No, He's a Woman
- "Now you can listen to totally groovy new bands made especially for heroine chic anorexic models with no pores!" - Fatima
- "Don't go to Canada! The books are more expensive there!" - Ticey
- "We are the Batman and Robin of Superheroes!" - Giorgia
- "I can't wait until you get type 2 diabetes!" -Shhrzd
- Fatima *bashing at the sugar in her tea*: I swear you will die, brown sugar
- "I will not study! I will get married and have children and live in a trailer and make Shawarma.” – Jojo
- "Mattieu came and brought his crappy breast weather with him"
- Come, let’s waggle in the corner
- Me: "This is why I don't want to take you to a Panic! Concert, you fall in love too easily"
- Tice: "Are they good looking?"
- Me: "I don't know"
- Tice: "Well I'm not going to fall in love if they're ugly!"
- "Excuse me, are you interested in sex?" - Mr. Walker
- “Death by extreme jump rope…and she was such a pretty child. Then the FBI’s start going into schools and start stabbing….jump ropes.” - Fatima
- “why aren’t you looking cute today!” – Raph to a shaven Kerry
- “Saving the world, one plant at a time”
- "There's this part of the songs about boobies that I just don't get"
- "Well boobies are slang for..." - Me & Kel, on 'Hey Ma'
- "You know what's not fair? Two evens make an even and two odds make an even."
- "Oh the woe's of life." - Robbie & I
feb 16 2010 ∞
dec 6 2010 +