• doesn't like video games
• thinks Dubai is a country
• isn't prepared for the zombie apocalypse
• doesn't smell good
• won't suit in the upward direction
• doesn't get along with the shards of my heart
• kicks kittens/puppies/cute things
• sore loser
• "lets" me win
• won't go on roller coasters
• asks for a kiss
• calls Football 'soccer'
• doesn't know the words to at least one Weezy song
• thinks Pepsi and Coke are interchangeable
• can't tolerate my random outbursts about Real
• doesn't understand that 'no' means 'no' and not 'I'm being a tease'
• is too delicate
• thinks I'm delicate
• doesn't like to nuzzle
• can't watch people playing video games
• is patronizing
• says things simply to pacify me
• tries to dictate wot I can or cannot do
• isn't randomly affectionate
• doesn't try to coax me out of my shell
• refuses to dance (I'm not saying he has to know how to dance, he just has to be willing to dance with me randomly through the room once in a while)
• isn't playful
• thinks Arab and Muslim are interchangeable (I can't believe I forgot this one)
• assumes I don't know about video games/sports because I'm a 'girl'

~Note: some of the above can be overlooked/ignored in excruciating circumstances, i.e. he is Johnny Depp~