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  • naming his kids.
    • brrrrrrrr.
    • I AM THE COBRA COMMANDER.
    • brrrrrrrr I SAID NO COOKIES.
    • optimus prime, come sit over here next to megatron, we're gonna have a little chit chat.
  • kool aid.
    • OH NO, NAUGHTY KOOL AID.
    • my dad's gonna beat me with a belt and he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came through the wall.
    • you know what's cool? using the DOOR.
    • i will kick you and you will go down, you're very top heavy.
  • first job.
    • bk lounge.
    • he was a DICK. he thought he was the burger king.
    • WHOPPER NO ONIONS.
    • where do i go?
  • atheist sneezing.
    • uhh, when you die, nothing happens?
    • AND THEY PRINT THE BIBLE ON YOU.
  • run in at the wall.
    • i was very gazelle like.
    • I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.
    • who's cut now?
    • heh heh.
    • a skinny black man.
  • being late.
    • there is no excuse for five hours late.
  • WHOS IN MY MOUTH?
  • son of a b! sorry to use harsh letters.
  • can't think of anything else right now XD
sep 13 2009 ∞
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