• when invited over, they won't go empty-handed
• after finishing their meal, they will be conditioned to clean the kitchen and do their effing dishes
• boys will open the doors for females
• they will learn to share. because i refuse to have a selfish only child. i will procreate more than one time. or adopt. just for this reason.
• read books. for fun. because if i raise a house of poor spellers/non-creative/unintelligent future leaders of the next generation i will cry. EVERY dumb person i have met did not read as a child.
• my boys will defend themselves against bullies instead of being wimpy little pacifist push-overs

hopefully if i get all girls i will learn to mask my disappointment.