"I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted! Where is he?!" -Charlotte, Sex and The City

• a man who can spell definitely
• appreciates and shares in my sense of humor
• draws out my weirdness
• knows how to have fun and not take himself too seriously
• enjoys most or all of these: dumb and dumber, hot rod, talladega nights, snl's best of will ferrell, zoolander, it's always sunny in philadelphia, arrested development
• a strong leader who knows who he is and where he is going
• SMELLS GOOD
• deeply loves God
• someone who can protect and hold me, preferably with attractive muscularly toned shoulders
• someone who is pleasant, who doesn't whine about things, who makes the best out of difficult situations
• someone i respect
• someone who, in the inspiring and poetic words of young jeezy, "lives the life of a...go-getta"
• unlike most of the people at this weird school, a person who has a firm grasp of reality and an open mind, who doesn't see the world in black and white