- lateness is a guarantee
- i like to redefine it as a virtue
- unfortunately not many people agree with this
- spilling is another guarantee
- so is my tendency to be a *little* absentminded
- i also might eat all of the candy on the secretary's desk that is supposed to be for the clients
- i forget...sometimes
- my hair won't curl
- i don't own a car
feb 22 2010 ∞
may 6 2010 +