(in no particular order of preference)

• iron
• vacuum
• talk to my sister-in-law
• open a tin of salmon (or indeed have anything to do with said salmon)
• fill in an appraisal form at work
• shop in town on a Saturday
• visit the Trafford Centre
• wear high heels
• listen to rap (with rare exceptions)
• clean up cat puke
• feed a troll
• have my tongue pierced
• grow up :)