- when that guy came up to us at about 5pm on july 4th and asked "hey, is it the fourth of july?"
- that man who gave me a pepper and told me where to put it, & then put his hand on my head to read if i was a virgin or not (he said i wasnt... but that was probably perfect for him because he would have sex with me and not charge, o joy), and then held my hand... ridiculously close to his erection... and i said that rachel was my lover, thinking that would make him stop and go away, only it totally didnt and then it was just so awkward since he's soo creepy and i just claimed my sister is my lesbian lover which creeps ME out, that i started laughing so hard i cried, and we left and rachel was mad.
- when blood fell in the our hummus from the sky
- getting gross sweet potato fries from moaz and deciding that it would be better to give them to a homeless person rather then throwing them away, so i pointed luke towards some scruffy looking man who had just passed and luke stalks him from like 3 ft behind for an entire block before offering them to him and finding out that he definitely wasnt homeless. hahaha.
mar 18 2009 ∞
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