- your name is jason
- you think unironically starting a fight on twitter is conducive for the advancement of society
- you like eating/sleeping with carrots
- you are 13
- your name is jake
- you take anything in life seriously
- you believe regularly threatening your friends and acquaintances by announcing unfollow sprees is conducive for the advancement of society
- you do not have the lyrics to taylor swift's love story permanently embedded in your memory
- your name is joseph
- you think there is some weird fucked-up hierarchy of superiority in fandom and that you are higher or lower on said hierarchy because of how you feel about certain fictional characters or a pair of numbers on your profile or some ordinary room-temperature take or another
- you can do differentiation
- you cannot do differentiation
- you enjoy talking shit about pairings/characters/people you don't like in public as a casual recreational activity
- your name is jessica
- you are jessica
- you are real
- you are not real
- you have 2 hands
- you have more than 2 hands
- give me one of your hands
- please
- thank you
- good bye
may 26 2020 ∞
jun 28 2020 +