• The freezer door, stupid thing never shuts so I wake up to snow everywhere.
• When I forget my belt, pick tights that have become looses and get knickers that are too big. All that pulling up makes for the worst days.
• Mr Bean's Holiday.
• Stepping out my door and into the path of Big Issue sellers, charity workers and their clipboards, promotion girls, drunk beggars, fake phony beggars, jehovah's witnesses..
• Afternoon naps and afternoon cinema trips. I'm always always a little disorientated after these mid day naps or film trips.
• Plans
• Those pesky boys who smoke naughty cigarettes underneath my window so my room fills up with that smell and I go a little silly for a few minutes. Wasn't so bad the first time but I've been trying to revise lately!
• Things being borrowed but never returned. That is a steal not a borrow!
• That orang-utan from Babe 2 in the green velvet suit. Gives me the willies.
• anality, banality..
• straws with my whiskies
• shoes with holes and rainy pavements..squidgefoot!
• Muscley women
• Hot coffee in paper cups. I almost always have a wilting cup by the time the coffee's cooled down.
• When people end sentences with FACT.
• Tea
• Milk
• Nuts in my brownies, nuts in my ice-cream, nuts in my cake, my curries, my salads, my cereal, my chocolate spread, my coffees, my bread. Should I eat any of these foods I don't want nuts in with it! Hate nuts.
• Beige
• Grey hair, gold chains, shiny black leggings and fur. Bristol girls getting it wrong.

All done!