- Other people's slippers
- Boys wearing flipflops
- That orangutan in the green velvet suit from Babe II
- zombies
- The sound of people clipping their toenails
- Finding leftover toenails and dead skin
- Everyone else's big yellowy goo filled spots
- Being close up to all animals except rabbits and fish!
- When I sneak into the saucepans on Christmas Day to find the one pan with the boiling turkey carcass.
dec 18 2009 ∞
dec 18 2009 +
- Am a sucker for a long word or something technical. I love hearing Rossy tell me the science behind things.
- Prefer bees to wasps
- Won't swat a fly or stamp on an ant
- Always put my rubbish in the bin
- Don't give two hoots about walking under scaffolding or over three drains
- Associate the smell of wild garlic with grass snakes!
- Like to get lost.
- Daydreaming and the solitude to do that.
- Crime and mystery novels
- Like the ridiculous
- Want peanut butter chocolate Oreos
- Dislike being criticized
- Hate pedantry
- Am sometimes too frivolous, impulsive and generous for my own good.
- Don't think the 9-5 life is for me
- Abhor confinement
may 27 2009 ∞
jan 4 2010 +
- Fishponds! Without a doubt the one reason why I've spent the past 9 months moaning. HATE Fishponds.
- Locals. Getting sniffed and stroked in supermarkets, getting asked for money, for a date, for my phone number, builders whistling, old men leering, men pulling over and offering me lifts, schoolboys asking me out, their girl friends giving me mean looks, old women looking at me like 'she's not from round here', I could go on forabsolutelyever.
- Loud girl. She knows why.
- Stinky boys and their bins
- Students throwing up on walls and leaving their burgers everywhere
- Bad music tastes
- Steals under the guise of borrows
- Waking up to people asleep in the hall, having to apologize as I stand all over their faces
may 26 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +
- Whether I'll ever get to a point where I feel like an adult
- Whether I'll ever have a regular relationship with food or be truly ok with my body
- Marriage and changing my name and babies
- If I'll want to be in love or have a relationship ever again if Ross and I split up
- University
- What to do after my course is over
may 22 2009 ∞
may 22 2009 +
- I like this on my pizza..spinach, rocket, mushrooms, pineapple, sweetcorn and red onions
- orange, lemon and carrot ice-cream
- Philip Seymour Hoffman, Christian Bale, Edward Norton, Michael Madsen, Adam Goldberg, Woody Harrelson, Kevin Spacey, Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Benicio Del Toro, Adrien Brody
- Jennifer Connolly, Rachel McAdams, Julie Delpy, Penelope Cruz, Eva Green, Audrey Tautou
- Grey anything
- Daydreaming
- Revising on a big long desk
- Getting corner tables in coffee shops
- Oatmeal and raisin cookies
- Prawn cocktail crisps
- Mom instead of Mum, movies instead of films, elevator instead of lift
- Marks and Spencer edamame bean salad
may 19 2009 ∞
may 23 2009 +
- Dinosaurs
- Fairytales and nursery rhymes
- The more absurd crimes people get up to
- the history of tattoos
- Walt Whitman and Edgar Allen Poe
- Using my little collection of old cameras
- technical terms for watches and jewellery..all kicked off when I started working for a jewellery insurance company
- Greek mythology, the vikings
- Latin
- Etymology
- Words to describe phobias and groups of animals
- Psychology, mental health, just plain old illnesses
- The history of everything and anything
- Dastardly criminals
- Hacking, spy techniques, how to rob banks
may 17 2009 ∞
may 17 2009 +
- Spontaneity, impulsiveness, going out for a newspaper and coming back with everything but.
- Being care free and all laid back, easy breezy
- Never panicking or worrying. We're not fretters.
- Cheekiness
- Silliness
- Naughtiness
- Love of Bruce Springsteen!
- An absolute independent streak
- Being a quick learner, getting impatient with people who don't get it as quickly as I do
- Open, able to talk about most things
- My affectionate sentimental romantic side.
- My broadmindedness to most things despite my little angry lists over there.
- Want for freedom and space, simple pleasu...
may 2 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
- Zoos, poor puffins and bunnies
- Smoking all sorts, drinking all sorts. I am very pro this these days!
- Jenna Jameson, not just a big old whore
- Coffee. Now I like it
- Saving my money. Spend some, save some. There was a time when my motto was one tiny one for the bank, fifty big ones for the shops.
- The tattoo on my left wrist. Not my best pick of the bunch but I do like that I have a bad tattoo.
- The Porter, my once favourite pub now ruined by idiots
- Pyjamas. Bed time is nakey time!
- Coen Bros. They really shot themselves in the foot with that last film
- Nicolas Cage, going up in my opinion.
- Arrowwords. Not just for nannies!
may 2 2009 ∞
may 19 2009 +
- Flinging myself from the middle of the bed to the wall in my sleep because I was dreaming I was just about to be eaten by a yellow snake.
- Learning I really do say 'w' when I mean 'r'
- Being ordered to wear an I'm a fucking idiot sign around my neck..for thinking my boyfriend hates me, apparently not true.
- The Big Issue seller outside sainsburys who hates me because I always have my earphones in. Today was just the same.
- My shopping trip to St. Nicholas' market.
- The Guardian
- Benicio Del Toro in The Usual Suspects
- Silly talk with Rossy while he's steaming drunk and I'm sat flat hunting and revising
- Swearing at the dog. Occasional f words and he never knows!
apr 29 2009 ∞
may 28 2009 +
- Going camping with my Dad and sister, taking Faye out for a bike ride and coming back without her. We found her..she was in tears.
- Knocking myself out trying to get on the work top to get to my advent calendar. I was sick outside the hospital on the way in and outside the hospital on the way out.
- Catching my Grandpa in the nakey
- Walking in on my Dad and lesbian porn, aged 7.
- Winning a Pog tournament!
- Leaving for school in my regular shoes but changing half way into high heeled pink sparkly jelly shoes.
- Cheese sandwiches and Crash Bandicoot afternoons
- Making the best hot chocolates and sitting outside my house at nighttime talking about all sorts with some mateys.
apr 26 2009 ∞
may 6 2009 +
- Johnny Flynn
- Radical Face
- M. Ward
- She & Him
- Sunset Rubdown
- Kevin Drew
- The Static Age
- Band of Horses
- Electrelane
- Wolf Parade
- J. Tillman
- Andrew Bird
- Sea Wolf
- Monsters of Folk
- The Duke and the King
- Volcano Choir
- Bowerbirds
- Magnolia Electric Co.
- The Avett Brothers
- Lightning Dust
- The Sea and Cake
apr 26 2009 ∞
may 3 2010 +
- Get flat
- Get warehouse!
- Get job
- Get how to play ukelele book
- Find more earwings.
- Book tickets
- 18th June Thekla
- Arrange trip to Devon
- Maybe buy one of the following treats..dream bike, playstation 3 with accompanying huge t.v., double bed fit for ten fat super long people
- Gym membership..we'll see
- Buy the nike sneakers. I walk past them all the time! I need them for the gym! And to sneak!
- ✔ Revise
- Look into criminologyesque work placements
- Buy laptop speakers
- ✔ Ring up the balloon people.
apr 25 2009 ∞
jan 4 2010 +
- a former hoarder of everything, these days I limit my collecting to old cameras, magazines/books/newspaper clippings on outrageous crime [criminology student, you see], movies and snugglewear..this leads on nicely to my below point! It used to include sunglasses, which I barely wear, and all sorts of stuff and bits that now I can't stand in my space.
- Queen of snuggle time. The best snuggler, snack maker, movie picker and blankie, cushion and duvet arranger around!
- I hate tea and milk. It hasn't gone down well in my past office jobs and my Grandpa is infuriated by it.
- I have a lot of hats - literally and figuratively.
- I truly believe religion is the dumbest thing in the world. I can never understand how so many people can be duped by such illogical and outlandish garbage.
apr 25 2009 ∞
may 13 2009 +
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- People excusing their rudeness because strong opinions are the family trait..'You know me, I'm not going to apologise, that's just the Henderson way'
- Spiteful, ill-informed, jealousy induced opinions.
- The English way that we have to prove ourselves before we're liked. I just like to like people until they prove themselves to be an asshole.
- Important things never getting talked about while the weather gets talked about every day. Eff the snow, one time I would like to be able to have a real talk with my parents
- My flatmates eating all my ketchup and putting rubbish where the bin used to be and buying frozen food and cheese and then just leaving it out and leaving all lights on and windows open and practising kung fu with our table at 3am.
dec 18 2009 ∞
dec 18 2009 +
sep 22 2009 ∞
sep 22 2009 +
- Scrambled eggs
- Black pudding
- Fried toast
- Burnt toast
- Marmalade
- Bagels
- Smoked salmon
- Natural yoghurt
- Orange juice so acidic it makes my eyes water
- Croissants
- Meat!
- Milk
- Most cereal, only my select 4 favourites get into my mouth.
may 27 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +
- Gone knickerless more than once
- Had a boyfriend 16 years older than me
- Said yes to a marriage proposal
- Said no to a marriage proposal
- Ran away from home
- Shouted at a former boyfriend's alcoholic Mom
- Gone about the day in nothing more than a trench coat
- Capsized
- Ran over Anthony Head's foot in a supermarket
- Stood on the girl from Crystal Castle's foot
- Smoked a cigar
- Had a cleavage piercing
- Walked into a traffic light pole
- Slept walked and talked. One time I took a jug of water into the living room and put it in the middle of the rug, sploshing most of it all over the place.
may 22 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +
- I always insist in popping in this place called Start the Bus for what I call a start the bus wee and then leaving without buying anything
- Calling the toilet the little katesy's room
- Having an apparently intimidating look on my face sometimes
- Always having something useless or loud and clunky in my bag, the other day I was steaming about with vitamins in my bag rattling wherever I went
- Tripping up everywhere
- Looking like I'm about to walk into traffic [little do people know I'm handling the situation, I know exactly what I'm doing]
- My favourite stories and silly jokes
- Yawning all the time
- Being the loudest gulper
- and the fastest whisky drinker
may 19 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +
- Poet
- Journalist
- Film critic
- Private detective
- Florist
- Antique shop owner
- Baker
- Have a coffee shop
- Some kind of writer
- An event organiser
- Child psychologist
- Life guru!
- An inventor
- Interior decorator
- Jewellery designer
- Fashion designer
- Shoe designer
- Fashion writer
- Chocolate taster
- English teacher
- History teacher
may 17 2009 ∞
may 19 2009 +
- I absolutely got my sensible head from my Mom
- She's also the one who taught me how to be so sneaky!
- I have her creative side only it's wilder, the creative gene powered up with me..which is a pity because I draw like I do on facebook graffiti.
- I have her ways with planning and organising, mommy latham and I never forget a thing
- Her practicality
- Tact
- My ways of observation, spotting lie tellers and an overall bad egg.
- The old mother&daughter driving trick. We cackle at this, when we're at a red light and next to another lane of traffic going our way, we're the best at shooting off before the other car so we're first.
- My hand writing
may 2 2009 ∞
oct 2 2009 +
may 2 2009 ∞
may 19 2009 +
- Away From Her
- P.S. I Love You
- The Notebook
- Titanic
- 2 Days in Paris
- The Pursuit of Happyness
- Click
- Private Benjamin
- Saving Private Ryan
- Romeo and Juliet
- The Green Mile
- City of Angels
- What Dreams May Come
- Little Women
- The Break Up
- My Girl
- Deep Impact
- Pearl Harbour
- Dead Poet's Society
- Definitely, Maybe
- Feast of Love
apr 29 2009 ∞
apr 29 2009 +
- Being confined to a small space. Baking, assignments, essays, laundry day, paint by numbers days..big messes wherever I go.
- Not laughing at a terrible joke. I love terrible jokes.
- Keeping my voice down when I need to most. I can't help it, I think quiet but my mouth says no!
- Party tricks. I can barely whistle and I can do that pop the weasle noise but as for shuffling cards, playing snooker, doing fancy tricks with coins, wiggling my ears, doing the belly roll, singing, dancing. I fail..I fail bad!
- Being ok with odd numbers.
- Drinking. I have the worst drink problem, I dribble over everything.
- Walking past a sushi restaurant. Got to, got to stop and watch the little bowls go round!
apr 26 2009 ∞
may 6 2009 +
- Refrigerated moisturiser
- Ice cold pepsi max..brain freeze, neck freeze, watery eyes, fizzy noise, a treat!
- Bad movies with the best people
- Stuffing my face in just spin-dried laundry..towels are best
- Taking a good photo
- Sat spotting fashion faux pas with Hetta, usually with those big rubbery strawberry sweets stuck in our gums.
- Hearing Rossy laugh, really laugh. Just catching him doing things that make me love sigh.
- Finding all that money in the bank account I never check.
- Sweaters!
- Sat watching people being an absolute judgemental witch with likeminded buddies
- My favourite checkout man.
- Sat hanging out the window in this one sunny spot blowing bubbles
apr 26 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +
- failblog.org
- fmylife.com
- blip.fm
- fark.com
- fuk.co.uk
- swiss-miss.com
- beardedmagazine.co.uk
- contactmusic.com
- funnyordie.com
- virb.com
- imdb.com
- foundmagazine.com
- postsecret.blogspot.com
- etsy.com
- postrejects.blogspot.com
There's more..facebook, naturally..but they're secret!
apr 26 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +
- Encounters at the End of the World
- ✔ Terminator Salvation..and to catch up on Terminator 2 and 3
- ✔ Inglourious Basterds
- ✔ Synecdoche, New York
- Black Snake Moan
- Alien films
- ✔ Black Cat White Cat
- ✔ Antichrist
- Pierrot Le Fou
- Last Tango in Paris
- Stealing Beauty
- Ong-Bak and Ong-Bak 2
- Barry Jenkins' three films
- Have a sneaky re-watch of The 400 Blows
- Gummo, again.
- Finish off the Labyrinth after being interrupted
- Must must remember to watch the last Three Colours film.
- Zoo..morbid curiosity more than anything
apr 25 2009 ∞
oct 6 2009 +
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- My own coffee shop complete with big cakes, cosy deep couches and floor to ceiling shelves stacked with old books
- A steakhouse
- A little Parisian style coffee shop
- My 1950s roller diner!
- A vintagey antiquey store
- Record/movie/coffee shop
- My own little flower shop
- My private detective agency
- My own magasine
- A purely just dessert cafe
- A little vintage/thrift type clothes store
- Become best at web designing and set up my blog ideas
oct 23 2009 ∞
oct 23 2009 +
- Bernard's watch
- Hogwarts and invisible cloaks and broomsticks and marauders maps!
- Willy Wonka's factory
- Hansel and Gretel edible houses
- Narnia
- Giant Peaches
- Spells and magic wands
- Big Friendly Giants
- Magic carpets
- Magic lamps
- Genies!
may 27 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +
- Liked cauliflower
- Had a footlong subway
- Had lesbian sex
- Been abroad longer than two weeks
- Liked airport scanners
- Been much of a snorer, I'm the perfect silent sleeping buddy
- Broken any part of me
- Been mugged
- Fainted
- Ordered steak
- Been paintballing
- Taken to red clothes
- Had my own car
- Eaten at KFC
- Had hair extensions
- Been a bridesmaid
- Been in a protest
- Liked tea
- Skinny dipped
- Liked Brit pop
may 22 2009 ∞
may 28 2009 +
- Mandy the hamster
- She died because I was too scared to touch her and then the day I finally held her she had a heartattack.
- 9 goldfish
- Fat Tony and Maria were the latest to die..who knows how I do it!
may 22 2009 ∞
may 24 2009 +
- Odd numbers drive me nuts. I'm forever making more lists because I hate seeing an odd number in those brackets.
- I could sit for hours with arrowwords and some sudoku
- I tried to teach myself Arabic..it worked for a while but then I forgot it all.
- I get excited when the official statistics for crime in England and Wales are published
- I own a book called Secrets of a Super Hacker
- I have at least six different kinds of dictionary
- I could tell you all about e numbers, additives, artificial sweeteners, aspartame..
- I'm in forensic science club
- I can hide a file behind a jpg
- I can take photos in full manual mode on my SLR cameras telling you all the way ab...
may 19 2009 ∞
may 19 2009 +
- The words titties, discharge, facade, fart, moist and thus!
- the phrase off with the gauntlet
- Mayonnaise, corned beef, offal, cream soda, tartare sauce
- My mom's generation's dress sense.
- Female bodybuilders
- Sweaty palms
- When someone pronounces theatre as thee-et-uh
- Swallowing shower water
- Anything unexpected up my nose
- Flies in my eyes
- My weak ankles usually giving way as I'm crossing a road
- Heavy doors
- Standing on a plug socket
- Being rushed
- Confused.com adverts and their attempts to recover from each bad advert
- Pizza Hut and McDonalds getting fancy
may 2 2009 ∞
may 13 2009 +
- Judge by shoe choices
- Spend money on silly wants..worm pencilcase!..rather than needs
- Go in to Fopp
- Read celebrity magazines
- Be late
- Complain, be rude, be mean, pick fights!
- Say never
- Take my favourite people for granted
- Get impatient with my sister when she's sucking the life out of me with her slowness
- Go about with a grumpy face on
- Lose important bits. Recently this one's been tested quite a bit and I have lost everything..but then found it all
- Eat dairy and white food. No cauliflower, wahoo!
- Cheat at arrowwords..though I like to think it's learning not cheating
- Listen to the same song on repeat.
may 2 2009 ∞
may 2 2009 +
- Reversing out of the garage at the wrong angle into a wall
- Reversing into a black car at night time, my mommy shouting stop, stop, me going what? there's nothing there!
- The time I drove with wellies on, steaming around well over the speed limit
- Accidentally flicking something that put the headlights on full beam and not being able to find the button that turned them off
- The time I went round a corner too fast
- Cruising around in a little old mini, going round a tiny roundabout at 50mph.
- Steaming round another roundabout too fast, cds everywhere, phone fell into a little gap that's a nightmare to stick your hand in.
- Not noticing one way signs. This one always makes for an interesting few minutes!
- Pressing accelerate when I meant brake.
may 2 2009 ∞
may 2 2009 +
- Tardiness!
- Recipe books using bunny meat!
- Houmous, smoked cheese, fish sticks.
- Hetta's mix tapes!
- Excuses. Sleeps/parents/sick cat over drinkies. Booooo
- Blank stares when told the nacho cheese joke.
- 'wanna go to Oceana/see the new Vin Diesel film/cup of tea/go get steak and beer/see some sport/stroke my rat/make friends with fishponds locals/shot of wray & nephews?'
- Salty popcorn, liquorice, olives..to continue the list of worst worst worst ever snacks.
- Empty bottles of whisky, tanqueray, pepsi max..nope, nope won't do.
- Idiot, loud, drunk girl. Sit under my window again at stupid o'clock, I dare you.
- Self check-outs. I get an unexpected item...
apr 28 2009 ∞
may 28 2009 +
- The freezer door, stupid thing never shuts so I wake up to snow everywhere.
- When I forget my belt, pick tights that have become looses and get knickers that are too big. All that pulling up makes for the worst days.
- Mr Bean's Holiday.
- Stepping out my door and into the path of Big Issue sellers, charity workers and their clipboards, promotion girls, drunk beggars, fake phony beggars, jehovah's witnesses..
- Afternoon naps and afternoon cinema trips. I'm always always a little disorientated after these mid day naps or film trips.
- Plans
- Those pesky boys who smoke naughty cigarettes underneath my window so my room fills up with that smell and I go a little silly for a few minutes. Wasn't so bad the ...
apr 26 2009 ∞
jun 12 2009 +
- Jurassic Park..if only for Pete Postlethwaite's rant in The Lost World
- Perez Hilton. An absolute secret up until now.
- Window open, heating on, tiny shorts, snuggly sweater and arrowwords.
- The Simple Life
- Jenna Jameson
- Snapple, Wagamamas, Maximillians..I could go on forever..
- The Sims 3! Katesyville..it's greatsyville!
- Pricey magazines
- 5am bedtimes and 12pm uptimes.
- One drink, four hour days in Bostons.
- Daily Mail on Sunday..for the bits!
- Sneaking into start the bus for their little katesy's room.
- Poirot [hehe both Poirot's I know!]
- Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
- Bruce Springsteen, Toto, Enrique Iglesias...
apr 26 2009 ∞
jan 4 2010 +
- Perfect fitted white t-shirts. Industrial amounts.
- That bag. £65 for my dream bag..nightmare.
- That huge tattoo for my right side
- ✔ Guaranteed to want another sweater or something grey, I just haven't stumbled across it yet.
- Alice McCall anything, Stella McCartney everything
- This Marcus Lupfer dress. £420. Worse than the bag!
- More books than you can shake a stick at. I probably won't even read them, just arrange them on a shelf and swoon and sigh over them
- Charlotte Olympia shoes
- A scarf I came across that's skin coloured and instead of bobbles at the ends you get boobies! Not that it would go anywhere outside my room.
apr 25 2009 ∞
may 29 2009 +
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