- Gone knickerless more than once
- Had a boyfriend 16 years older than me
- Said yes to a marriage proposal
- Said no to a marriage proposal
- Ran away from home
- Shouted at a former boyfriend's alcoholic Mom
- Gone about the day in nothing more than a trench coat
- Capsized
- Ran over Anthony Head's foot in a supermarket
- Stood on the girl from Crystal Castle's foot
- Smoked a cigar
- Had a cleavage piercing
- Walked into a traffic light pole
- Slept walked and talked. One time I took a jug of water into the living room and put it in the middle of the rug, sploshing most of it all over the place.
- Knocked myself unconscious
- Been in two bike accidents
- Walked out on a therapist for being more crazy than I am
- Burnt my face on a saucepan of boiling gummy bears
- Burnt my belly on a hot loaf of bread
- Ran out of a restaurant without paying with a former boyfriend
- Been punched by a man
- Been hit on by at least three of my friend's Dads
- Gone dressed as Katewoman to a superhero themed party
- Caught two baddies!
- Had a P.S. I love you moment with an Irish man in a pub
- Had more eating disorders than you could shake a stick at
- Thrown up on a bus from being so hungover
- Had a three day hangover
- Almost drowned
- Had a job changing capital letters into lower case letters
- Played my saxophone at a few little shows. Once on a boat.
- Dyed my hair blonde for the day
- Eaten an olive to prove my love!
- Had two shots of Wray & Nephew and not been sick or dead!
may 22 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +