• Gone knickerless more than once
  • Had a boyfriend 16 years older than me
  • Said yes to a marriage proposal
  • Said no to a marriage proposal
  • Ran away from home
  • Shouted at a former boyfriend's alcoholic Mom
  • Gone about the day in nothing more than a trench coat
  • Capsized
  • Ran over Anthony Head's foot in a supermarket
  • Stood on the girl from Crystal Castle's foot
  • Smoked a cigar
  • Had a cleavage piercing
  • Walked into a traffic light pole
  • Slept walked and talked. One time I took a jug of water into the living room and put it in the middle of the rug, sploshing most of it all over the place.
  • Knocked myself unconscious
  • Been in two bike accidents
  • Walked out on a therapist for being more crazy than I am
  • Burnt my face on a saucepan of boiling gummy bears
  • Burnt my belly on a hot loaf of bread
  • Ran out of a restaurant without paying with a former boyfriend
  • Been punched by a man
  • Been hit on by at least three of my friend's Dads
  • Gone dressed as Katewoman to a superhero themed party
  • Caught two baddies!
  • Had a P.S. I love you moment with an Irish man in a pub
  • Had more eating disorders than you could shake a stick at
  • Thrown up on a bus from being so hungover
  • Had a three day hangover
  • Almost drowned
  • Had a job changing capital letters into lower case letters
  • Played my saxophone at a few little shows. Once on a boat.
  • Dyed my hair blonde for the day
  • Eaten an olive to prove my love!
  • Had two shots of Wray & Nephew and not been sick or dead!
may 22 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +