- The words titties, discharge, facade, fart, moist and thus!
- the phrase off with the gauntlet
- Mayonnaise, corned beef, offal, cream soda, tartare sauce
- My mom's generation's dress sense.
- Female bodybuilders
- Sweaty palms
- When someone pronounces theatre as thee-et-uh
- Swallowing shower water
- Anything unexpected up my nose
- Flies in my eyes
- My weak ankles usually giving way as I'm crossing a road
- Heavy doors
- Standing on a plug socket
- Being rushed
- Confused.com adverts and their attempts to recover from each bad advert
- Pizza Hut and McDonalds getting fancy
- Pandemics. I'll eat my hat if I ever whizzed around the world and came back with bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, SARS..
- How centuries never correspond to the actual year, 19th century is the 1800s but you wouldn't think it!
- My recorded voice
- Needles
- Religious extremists. You're all crazy.
- That gap when the red light is still showing but the green man has gone..can I go, do I wait..gets me everytime
- Having to wee in a cup
- The phrase what you see is what you get
- Peeling off a sticker only to get that fuzzy thin paper leftovers.
- Night time wees..it's silly but this idea of toilet snakes was planted in my head a few years ago and it's stuck.
- Mean old moody bus drivers.
- Being underestimated
- The wind, drizzle, humid days..my least favourite weathers
- When someone doesn't want to watch a film because of subtitles.
- Having so many cards, passwords and technology bits that one day I'm going to lose everything, forget all the words I need to get it all back and be truly stuck.
- Getting a little overconfident with the washing machine and shrinking everything.
- Taxes!
may 2 2009 ∞
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