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  • Your arm is like a warm salamander
  • Are they talking to me or to Jesus?
  • I'm climbing Mount Everest with these steps
  • I feel like I'm being pulled between two jumbo lions
  • I feel like my brain is behind my head, so when I turn my head, it's like, "Oh, wait up!"
  • I the slaves. I'm Fredrick Douglass! And that's with two s's!


  • "Who was the first athlete inducted in his hall of fame? Ahab!"
jun 13 2010 ∞
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