PHIL:

• Your arm is like a warm salamander
• Are they talking to me or to Jesus?
• I'm climbing Mount Everest with these steps
• I feel like I'm being pulled between two jumbo lions
• I feel like my brain is behind my head, so when I turn my head, it's like, "Oh, wait up!"
• I perserved...like the slaves. I'm Fredrick Douglass! And that's with two s's!

KAY:

• "Who was the first athlete inducted in his hall of fame? Ahab!"